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natasha
@ahsatan.bsky.social
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professional cat lady, hobby artist, and lover of burritos.
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ahsatan.bsky.social
takis enjoyer
a squirrel eating some kind of small nut or fruit from the trees. it is to the left of a bag of takis. i'm just joking that the squirrel is eating takis. i wouldn't let him do that for real. it would give him a stomach ache.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ahsatan.bsky.social
torturing myself by watching this tonight.
movie poster for I know what you did last summer (2025). a shadowy figure in a raincoat and hat holds up a hook. below him is the cast of the movie looking back at the camera. I don't recognize any of these actors except Freddie prinze Jr who is the one in the left center and Jennifer Love Hewitt in the right center. in the center of the poster is the title I know what you did last summer. The tagline above the title reads you get the ending you deserve.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
this is very true. my neighbor's cat runs to greet me when i get home from work. she jumps into my lap and arms. she tries to follow me home every time. it's such a mood booster 🥺. i think her name is flora but i call her miss monkey.
a little "lilac point" cat with a striped tail laying on the sidewalk looking up. the lighting is dark. it's night time.
September 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i turned on animal crossing for the first time in over a year and there's a fireworks show 🥲🎆🎇
my little animal crossing islander in a black skirt, top, and bow holding a sparkler. to her left are kabuki, goose, bob, and diana cheering at fireworks going off behind the town hall. my animal crossing islander in a black skirt, top, and bow holding out her arms as fireworks go off behind her. she is sitting on a tire seat in a playground. behind her are a jungle gym and elephant slide. ankha can be seen behind the playground to the right. my animal crossing islander in a black skirt, top, and glowing star headband sitting on a bench as fireworks go off behind her. to her left is a red trash can and wheelbarrow full of flowers. there are apple trees behind her. my animal crossing islander in a black skirt, top, and glowing star headband holding a sparkler as fireworks go off behind her. to her right is a picnic table with a cooler on the ground. also on the ground is a snapping turtle. ankha can be seen behind the picnic table.
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
beer and food at the night market!!
me. a white woman from below holding a clear plastic cup of beer. behind me is a tree. i am outside. food. a takeout container with "crab cakes" made from oyster mushrooms with a cup of pickles and red onions. next to the container is a larger cup of buffalo chili mac and cheese. crazy stuff. behind that is a cup of lemonade.
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
going to the night market!!
me. a white woman with brown hair and large tortoise shell glasses. i'm wearing a black hoodie, a white zombie (movie) shirt, and black denim shorts. i'm doing a lil peace sign with my fingers.
July 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
my bestie hung out with me while i did some glazing tonight
an orange cat from above. it has dirty little feets and is curled into a crescent on a concrete floor.
June 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i don't know if it's actually that outrageous because i know nothing about song licensing but 60k is a lot to pay for a joke.
To discourage its use in this film, the copyright owners of the song "Tomorrow" from the 1982 film Annie, which is heard during a murder, quoted a high royalty fee of $60,000, but the studio paid the amount.
June 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i grew these!
4 small strawberries snugky sitting in a little white porcelain bowl. they are on a brown "granite" countertop.
May 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ahsatan.bsky.social
the toilet spontaneously combusted and my sim's child caught on fire. don't worry, her mom extinguished her in time.
a child in a bathroom in the sims 4. she's black, looks 8-11, and her hair is worn in purple braids. she's wearing a purple shirt and jeans. her arm is on fire. flames are spitting from the weirdly avocado-like toilet in front of her. in the background to the right is a green sink. to the left is a green trash can. behind her is a large brown window. the walls and floors are mainly white tile.
May 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
here you go!
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i grew a berry
my hand holding a decently sized light red strawberry still on the plant. there are many stems on the plant and a large leaf above my hand.
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
she only drinks water from handmade mugs (not my mug)
an orange tabby on a cement floor. the cat is drinking water from a small, wheel thrown ceramic mug in similar orange, white, and brown colors to the cat. on the floor to the left of the cat is a perfectly good bowl of water. behind the bowl is a wheeled cart with boxes of dishes.
May 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
work doodles
4 small post its. top left has a monkey girl looking annoyed. top right shows the same monkey girl crying. bottom right has her in an old west outfit, i guess? bottom left has her eyes popping out of her head like stalks while she holds her hands up to her face in horror. 4 post its. top left. left drawing is of a monkey girl showing you pieces of something and then the right drawing is the same monkey girl sighing. top right shows monkey girl leaning on her monkey sibling's head. her sibling is slouched over wearing a beanie. bottom right has monkey girl sitting with one knee bent and the other leg extended. bottom left has a cat girl with long hair sticking her tongue out.
May 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
he's such a little guy. he's THE little guy.
a medium-hair grey tabby cat stretching in a sun beam. he looks in a full U shape. in the top left corner is a mostly black tortie glaring at the camera. a medium-hair grey tabby cat lying in a sun bean with his belly up. his paw is outstretched. a medium-hair grey tabby cat sleeping. a medium-hair grey tabby cat sleeping with his face pressed against the couch cushion.
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
a couple of sketchbook pages
various sketches of a monkey person over a two page sketchbook spread. ok the left the monkey is skateboarding and rolling their eyes. on the right are various disgusted or tongue out facial expressions along with some cars i don't remember the make or model of. sketchbook page of a little monkey boy. he looks like the most annoying child you know. he says "i can build you a bomb". why does he say that?
April 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i simply love to eat produce
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a ranking of fruit. the majority of fruit lands in s tier, a few in a tier, and only 7 in b tier. the 8 fruits at the bottom are fruits i have not had.
March 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
every time at the gas pump
a text message thread carwash tonite eyes emoji carwash tonight queen?? carwash tonite eyes emoji
March 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
ya girl did it. i'm back. 😭
a photo of a dirty pottery wheel with hunks of clay and tools. on the table behind it are some freshly thrown ceramic bowls and cylinders as well as a caboodle full of pottery tools. at the top of the image is a stool sitting atop another pottery wheel.
March 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
i'm sick to death of half price books
a half price books tag showing the price of this Christopher pike book from 1988 is $10. below it is a tag from a previous bookstore that was selling it for $2.50
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
all day at work
monkey girl sitting at her keyboard looking confused and saying "HUH?“
March 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
this book? unsurprisingly good. very interested in the sequels which i've heard are entirely different from the movie sequels.
a book cover made to look like a vhs tape with the title Ring and author's name Koji Suzuki written on the label. also on the label is a note: translated by Robert B Rohmer and Glynne Walley.
March 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ahsatan.bsky.social
now i remember why i took a break a year ago 🙂
a skeleton monk talking to a demon boy. Daisoujou Are you the Fiend who has been seduced by the power of darkness? a skeleton monk talking to a demon boy. Daisoujou Man is destined to die, and the world to end... Yet, still you challenge the order of the universe. a skeleton monk looking directly at you. Daisoujou Receive my salvation... Accept your death! Daisoujou the skeleton monk rings his bell to bring about your death. Sorry.
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
man is CHILLIN.
a medium hair grey tabby lounging on a credenza in front of a tv. his arm is hanging over the edge. the tv shows robert deniro in the king of comedy.
March 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
ahsatan.bsky.social
how is everyone's day going so far? mine is like this
my monkey oc waving one arm frantically while the other holds her crotch as she sits. she's saying "i gotta peeeee" my monkey oc sitting slouched at a desk with a keyboard and mouse in front of her. she looks tired. she's saying "holy fuckin shit dude. i'm tired."
February 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM