Pake
banner
ahotcuppa.bsky.social
Pake
@ahotcuppa.bsky.social
Kindness
Bravery
Passion
Tacos
Just don’t be an ass.
Currently torn between, “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here,”* and “…the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.”^
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was just told, “Don’t punish me with your bad decisions.”

It would’ve been a lot more poignant had it not been because I was just trying to get him to eat an unfortunate candy bar that tasted instead like a protein bar.
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
JD Vance does not deserve the goddamn honor of wearing a bow tie.

He needs to take it off.

Fuck him.
August 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It is not lost on me that my Clarity pack (1) is my bookmark for my Buddhist poem book(2), my grandma’s banana bread recipe(3) & my ticket to The Toadies on NYE 2022(4) are my bookmark for Sir Terry Pratchett’s biography(5), and my copy of “How to Keep House While Drowning”(6) is used as a coaster.
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey, Siri- Are cantaloupes deer?
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
-157 pages
-4 chapters
-59 triggers
That’s 2.66 triggers per page, and 14.75 per chapter.
I’m particularly enticed by “unorthodox use of personal lubricant,” “South Dakota,” & “taffy-pulling” (which, I’m pretty sure, means more than simple confectionary).

“Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer” by Lola Faust
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Howie Mandel & Heidi Klum were together, they’d be called “Howdi”
May 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I’d be asked the question, “But do you just raw-dog a radish?” But to be honest, it was my own fault that the question was even posed, so.
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
January 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM