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@ahotcuppa.bsky.social
Kindness
Bravery
Passion
Tacos
Just don’t be an ass.
Bravery
Passion
Tacos
Just don’t be an ass.
Currently torn between, “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here,”* and “…the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.”^
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Currently torn between, “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here,”* and “…the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.”^
I was just told, “Don’t punish me with your bad decisions.”
It would’ve been a lot more poignant had it not been because I was just trying to get him to eat an unfortunate candy bar that tasted instead like a protein bar.
It would’ve been a lot more poignant had it not been because I was just trying to get him to eat an unfortunate candy bar that tasted instead like a protein bar.
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was just told, “Don’t punish me with your bad decisions.”
It would’ve been a lot more poignant had it not been because I was just trying to get him to eat an unfortunate candy bar that tasted instead like a protein bar.
It would’ve been a lot more poignant had it not been because I was just trying to get him to eat an unfortunate candy bar that tasted instead like a protein bar.
JD Vance does not deserve the goddamn honor of wearing a bow tie.
He needs to take it off.
Fuck him.
He needs to take it off.
Fuck him.
August 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
JD Vance does not deserve the goddamn honor of wearing a bow tie.
He needs to take it off.
Fuck him.
He needs to take it off.
Fuck him.
It is not lost on me that my Clarity pack (1) is my bookmark for my Buddhist poem book(2), my grandma’s banana bread recipe(3) & my ticket to The Toadies on NYE 2022(4) are my bookmark for Sir Terry Pratchett’s biography(5), and my copy of “How to Keep House While Drowning”(6) is used as a coaster.
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It is not lost on me that my Clarity pack (1) is my bookmark for my Buddhist poem book(2), my grandma’s banana bread recipe(3) & my ticket to The Toadies on NYE 2022(4) are my bookmark for Sir Terry Pratchett’s biography(5), and my copy of “How to Keep House While Drowning”(6) is used as a coaster.
Hey, Siri- Are cantaloupes deer?
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hey, Siri- Are cantaloupes deer?
-157 pages
-4 chapters
-59 triggers
That’s 2.66 triggers per page, and 14.75 per chapter.
I’m particularly enticed by “unorthodox use of personal lubricant,” “South Dakota,” & “taffy-pulling” (which, I’m pretty sure, means more than simple confectionary).
“Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer” by Lola Faust
-4 chapters
-59 triggers
That’s 2.66 triggers per page, and 14.75 per chapter.
I’m particularly enticed by “unorthodox use of personal lubricant,” “South Dakota,” & “taffy-pulling” (which, I’m pretty sure, means more than simple confectionary).
“Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer” by Lola Faust
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
-157 pages
-4 chapters
-59 triggers
That’s 2.66 triggers per page, and 14.75 per chapter.
I’m particularly enticed by “unorthodox use of personal lubricant,” “South Dakota,” & “taffy-pulling” (which, I’m pretty sure, means more than simple confectionary).
“Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer” by Lola Faust
-4 chapters
-59 triggers
That’s 2.66 triggers per page, and 14.75 per chapter.
I’m particularly enticed by “unorthodox use of personal lubricant,” “South Dakota,” & “taffy-pulling” (which, I’m pretty sure, means more than simple confectionary).
“Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer” by Lola Faust
If Howie Mandel & Heidi Klum were together, they’d be called “Howdi”
May 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If Howie Mandel & Heidi Klum were together, they’d be called “Howdi”
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I’d be asked the question, “But do you just raw-dog a radish?” But to be honest, it was my own fault that the question was even posed, so.
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I’d be asked the question, “But do you just raw-dog a radish?” But to be honest, it was my own fault that the question was even posed, so.
