From your lips to G-d’s ears.

I’d accept Chicago as a northern boundary as well. Maybe Halsted to the west if you want to start small.

I went to a fundraiser for Biss (as a favor to a friend) when he ran for governor and he was almost comically boring. Like, the least engaging politician I’ve ever seen. That may not be all bad when it comes to governing, but for running…

Roosevelt to North, the Lake to Ashland.

This is someone with an unwavering (yet false) belief that the SoS would never deem her or her loved ones as “terrorists.”

I took a history of science course in college where the professor argued that eradicating smallpox was humanity’s greatest achievement.

I don’t think they faked the other death. I think they sacrificed that guy on purpose.

It’s a very stupid point (who cares?) but he’s not wrong. Poker is pretty right/libertarian coded. Very male. Very white. Lots of old dudes in cowboy or maga hats.

It’s one of the few places I run into real hardcore right-wingers on a regular basis.

Five lokos? In this economy?

The moon is actually a living being that is the out-of-wedlock love child of the earth and the sun.

Distance between earth and moon: 385,000 kilometers. Diameter of all other planets combined: 375,000 kilometers. Ish.

Midnight in Chernobyl.

Oh my god.

JFC man you got to put a trigger warning up before you post that face.

His argument is so tired. We don’t have a limit on column inches anymore. We don’t have to buy ink! We can (and do) write about both things. Our capacity for rage has no limits.