This sign spoke to me on a visceral level.
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This sign spoke to me on a visceral level.
Bro looks like he played the third Doctor Who
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bro looks like he played the third Doctor Who
Ok but for real, the rapture will happen toMORROW.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ok but for real, the rapture will happen toMORROW.
Thanks to Trump’s tariffs, the price of “dat ass” is soaring.
August 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thanks to Trump’s tariffs, the price of “dat ass” is soaring.
There’s only one thing on every American’s mind right now: when will JD Vance kill again?
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There’s only one thing on every American’s mind right now: when will JD Vance kill again?
This is truly a golden age for those of us who hate eggs.
February 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is truly a golden age for those of us who hate eggs.
My wife when she sees the heart-shaped pizza I got her for Valentine’s Day.
a waterfall is surrounded by trees and a cliff
ALT: a waterfall is surrounded by trees and a cliff
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February 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My wife when she sees the heart-shaped pizza I got her for Valentine’s Day.
I misread this as “iconic smartwatch burns” and was like “daaammn, I want one of those exclusive burns.”
Fitbit fined $12M over Ionic smartwatch burns
Fitbit fined $12M over Ionic smartwatch burns
Fitbit has settled with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) over a longstanding defeat that caused some wearers to sustain burns. The deal finds the Google-owned fitness company paying a $12.25 million penalty for the issues surround its…
tcrn.ch
January 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I misread this as “iconic smartwatch burns” and was like “daaammn, I want one of those exclusive burns.”
Just ate a burrito so large that I’m pretty sure it permanently altered my brain chemistry.
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just ate a burrito so large that I’m pretty sure it permanently altered my brain chemistry.
Everyone talks about how “majestic” the bald eagle is, but I for one prefer its more relatable cousin, the combover eagle.
January 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Everyone talks about how “majestic” the bald eagle is, but I for one prefer its more relatable cousin, the combover eagle.
My teenage daughter’s first words after discovering that tik tok was down: “Great, now how am I going to procrastinate?”
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My teenage daughter’s first words after discovering that tik tok was down: “Great, now how am I going to procrastinate?”
I have declared martial law in my pants.
December 3, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I have declared martial law in my pants.