alison
@ahlisten.bsky.social
Had a tough homework day with the eight-year-old, tears were shed and tempers flared, but then he bounced back and spent our spaghetti dinner speaking with a hilarious Italian accent. Some lows, but they always come between the highest highs ♥️
November 20, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Had a tough homework day with the eight-year-old, tears were shed and tempers flared, but then he bounced back and spent our spaghetti dinner speaking with a hilarious Italian accent. Some lows, but they always come between the highest highs ♥️
I have three gray hairs at the front of my head and I know they are absolutely from this past month alone. With that being said, lots of happy, fulfilling life changes over here ♥️
November 17, 2023 at 8:43 AM
I have three gray hairs at the front of my head and I know they are absolutely from this past month alone. With that being said, lots of happy, fulfilling life changes over here ♥️
Lolol wondering if I’ll have better luck on Twitter finding actual when we were young tickets 🥲
October 21, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Lolol wondering if I’ll have better luck on Twitter finding actual when we were young tickets 🥲
I’ve lost the last two games of NYT Connections and I think the failure is changing my DNA…………..how fucking lame would it be if NYT connections was my villain origin story 🥲
October 10, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I’ve lost the last two games of NYT Connections and I think the failure is changing my DNA…………..how fucking lame would it be if NYT connections was my villain origin story 🥲
saw the postal service (and jenny lewis!!!) for the first time since 2013 so I’m going to go into hibernation until they tour again in 2033 😭
October 5, 2023 at 7:46 AM
saw the postal service (and jenny lewis!!!) for the first time since 2013 so I’m going to go into hibernation until they tour again in 2033 😭
Just had a dream (nightmare?) that all the toilet paper in my office building was tea-colored and crunchy. 😵💫 Also, I work from home?? Whose office was that, Miss Brain??
October 3, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Just had a dream (nightmare?) that all the toilet paper in my office building was tea-colored and crunchy. 😵💫 Also, I work from home?? Whose office was that, Miss Brain??
Shoutout to the asshole mosquitos who bit up my legs at Disneyland yesterday. Hope y’all get flushed down a toilet
September 25, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Shoutout to the asshole mosquitos who bit up my legs at Disneyland yesterday. Hope y’all get flushed down a toilet
At a Korean restaurant that ran out of RICE…. I’m…. I’m so sad
September 23, 2023 at 6:09 AM
At a Korean restaurant that ran out of RICE…. I’m…. I’m so sad
Just going to sit here with my arms crossed until the Beyonce/Megan concert video comes out 😭😡
September 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Just going to sit here with my arms crossed until the Beyonce/Megan concert video comes out 😭😡
SAW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TONIGHT
September 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
SAW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TONIGHT
this is the picture my dad sent to let me know I forgot my bag at my parents’ house 🥲
September 13, 2023 at 3:45 AM
this is the picture my dad sent to let me know I forgot my bag at my parents’ house 🥲
apple really showed hole
September 12, 2023 at 6:23 PM
apple really showed hole
Bry and I have been watching all the horror classics we watched as kids and WOW, a lot of these are so genuinely good, but way more fucked up than I remember?? Where was the parental guidance lmaooo
September 12, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Bry and I have been watching all the horror classics we watched as kids and WOW, a lot of these are so genuinely good, but way more fucked up than I remember?? Where was the parental guidance lmaooo
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just came up with like an evil, fucked up ratatouille who pulls your hair to make you be rude and mean. like remy’s wario. watatouille.
September 9, 2023 at 8:09 PM
just came up with like an evil, fucked up ratatouille who pulls your hair to make you be rude and mean. like remy’s wario. watatouille.
I like this app so far, but I need to see more trash tbh
September 6, 2023 at 11:03 PM
I like this app so far, but I need to see more trash tbh
Happy birthday to Beyonce!!! Only Bey has a birthday this year!!!!!!!
September 4, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Happy birthday to Beyonce!!! Only Bey has a birthday this year!!!!!!!
I haven’t found the shit side of Bluesky so this site feels a lot like early 00’s blogs. Like everybody seems like they Bluesky while wearing a baby soft shawl and holding a glass of dry ass wine
August 31, 2023 at 10:52 AM
I haven’t found the shit side of Bluesky so this site feels a lot like early 00’s blogs. Like everybody seems like they Bluesky while wearing a baby soft shawl and holding a glass of dry ass wine
Bottoms was the most absurd, hilarious, girlypop movie — I LOVED IT SO MUCH. And the climactic needledrop was unmatched 🥲
August 30, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Bottoms was the most absurd, hilarious, girlypop movie — I LOVED IT SO MUCH. And the climactic needledrop was unmatched 🥲
ok, but where’s BEYONCE
August 29, 2023 at 4:44 PM
ok, but where’s BEYONCE