I spent the night quite anxious about whether I dealt with the really complex resident with whom I had a massive stressful chat which prompted this post only for their mental health worker to call and say I "pulled a blinder" last night

I think that the amount I want the other job I applied for has made me sometimes forget how much I love my current job

How lucky are we :)

Resident built this earlier, colleagues saying it looks like me, ego battered

I have the absolute greatest holiday planned, East Africa won't know what's hit her

Truly remarkable opening to an interview with Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips

In the recent haze of night shifts, I've completely forgotten to buy a pair of 'gig shoes' after my last pair were ripped in half at a gig
Doesn't bode well for tonight

Sometimes I look up an Only Connect/UC contestant because I think they look cool only to realise I looked them up during their previous episode

Frankly 300 characters is too many for me

Every time I go to a different site to work I am absolutely shocked that I am on the same base salary as these people
We do so much more than any other site

Experiencing Canal St the proper way:
Sat on a plastic chair waiting for people to sit next to me to chat

Train stations I've visited today ranked:

1. Lancaster- relatively grand, nicely designed, well-located toilet
2. Oxford Road- pleasant exterior, good location, convenient
3. Morecambe- one platform, two tracks, zero toilets

4. Bolton- cold, ugly, makes me want to die. My Year 8 English teacher.

Huge fan of hardy Norwegian Bodo-Glimt fans walking around Manchester in huge coats and hats because even they think this is fucking freezing

Just want to flex my latest Housing Benefit application speedrun PB