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Occasional soccer writer and frequent poster. Roldan apologist. Big Mariners guy.
The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.
The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.
Brad Stuver is an excellent GK to be clear, but the credit for this particular piece of "history" should be to Austin's perennially awful defensive structure for allowing the second most shots in the league during this time.
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Brad Stuver is an excellent GK to be clear, but the credit for this particular piece of "history" should be to Austin's perennially awful defensive structure for allowing the second most shots in the league during this time.
Also featured in this leagues cup final rematch: the team that, you know, won.
September 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Also featured in this leagues cup final rematch: the team that, you know, won.
Sounders fans waking up today and reading the discourse
September 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sounders fans waking up today and reading the discourse
I feel bad for all the people that paid all of that money to see Messi play soccer and he didn’t even show up
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I feel bad for all the people that paid all of that money to see Messi play soccer and he didn’t even show up
On a rate basis in league play not including tonight (which puts him in more or less a dead heat with the top two)
August 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
On a rate basis in league play not including tonight (which puts him in more or less a dead heat with the top two)
“Leagues Cup obviously the priority and rightly so”
August 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Leagues Cup obviously the priority and rightly so”
Jon Bell with a very surprising new look
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Jon Bell with a very surprising new look
Danny Musovski currently has the highest non penalty xG per 96 and the third highest non penalty goals per 96 in Major League Soccer (minimum 1300 minutes).
Not bad for a guy that was roundly declared to be a "bad finisher" a couple of months ago.
Not bad for a guy that was roundly declared to be a "bad finisher" a couple of months ago.
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Danny Musovski currently has the highest non penalty xG per 96 and the third highest non penalty goals per 96 in Major League Soccer (minimum 1300 minutes).
Not bad for a guy that was roundly declared to be a "bad finisher" a couple of months ago.
Not bad for a guy that was roundly declared to be a "bad finisher" a couple of months ago.
Snyder Brunell is the most prolific goal scorer in Major League Soccer currently
August 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Snyder Brunell is the most prolific goal scorer in Major League Soccer currently
Apparently we have a new club friend!
August 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Apparently we have a new club friend!
While admittedly, De La Vega hasn't yet been the attacking force that I think everybody was hoping he would be, you can't fault the man's effort and his work defensively is actually pretty noteworthy. That trackback and tackle would have saved a goal if not for the soft penalty happening afterwards.
July 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
While admittedly, De La Vega hasn't yet been the attacking force that I think everybody was hoping he would be, you can't fault the man's effort and his work defensively is actually pretty noteworthy. That trackback and tackle would have saved a goal if not for the soft penalty happening afterwards.
Why not make a statement
June 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why not make a statement
lmao. Ten Hag is currently still getting paid a Manchester United sized contract to eseentially do nothing, why wouldn't he be inclined to move to the Midwestern USA where people have (checks notes) voted to obliterate their economy because they put a girl in Star Wars.
April 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
lmao. Ten Hag is currently still getting paid a Manchester United sized contract to eseentially do nothing, why wouldn't he be inclined to move to the Midwestern USA where people have (checks notes) voted to obliterate their economy because they put a girl in Star Wars.
we're gonna win the club world cup I guess
March 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
we're gonna win the club world cup I guess
You ever have one of those days where you’re a Romero
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You ever have one of those days where you’re a Romero
It's really a sign of progress for the league and the club that they're being used as contract leverage by some of the world's top players (and Marcus Rashford I guess).
January 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's really a sign of progress for the league and the club that they're being used as contract leverage by some of the world's top players (and Marcus Rashford I guess).
Heineken Rivalry Week ain’t got shit on Trinidad and Tobago
December 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Heineken Rivalry Week ain’t got shit on Trinidad and Tobago
