Annual post.

I basically hop on this app so I can @ @devin-gain.bsky.social lol

I had no idea they were a legit couple. I think they just got divorced last year.

@glowlikeleroy.bsky.social

Had this random shoutout in my Facebook memories lol @glowlikeleroy.bsky.social @devin-gain.bsky.social

My most “old man yells at cloud” gripe is when news stations leave weather updates in the way of scorebugs. Like, bro, I know it’s important, but can you not scoot it down a smidge?? Especially for the National Championship game!

All of the magenta you see on the screen, those are confirmed tornadoes. I’m in west Jonesboro. Super lucky. There’s more on the way, too.

How I survived this year is just proof that my tribe is the best. I gained the most weight of my life, lost funding at my job and worked 15 hrs/week for most of the year, & was quite frankly a lazy asshole, amongst other things. Things can only go 🆙 from here in 2025. 🔛🔝🔜

🐶🎄🎁

I didn’t know eyes could be “steep,” but apparently I have the steepest eyes possible and that’s why my eyes don’t accept contacts. I asked to try the steepest contacts on the market, and the doctor said that’s what I tried the last time. Smh.

“EATING AIN’T CHEATING!!!” Lmao one of my favorite episodes. @devin-gain.bsky.social @glowlikeleroy.bsky.social

That opening segment on Raw was AWESOME.

There’s an episode of the King of Queens where Arthur acts like he knows how to play the piano and goes on to teach kids how to play. He gets called out on. I need this to happen with George Strait and the guitar.

PLAY SOMETHING.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I keep forgetting to post on here smh

It’s only right that babygirl is my first post on here. #Jade