Epic Games Store tweeted the statue.

Larian doesn't release games on EGS.

What sexual conduct? Wasn't it just a pixelated naked person doing non-sexual things?

Meanwhile the South Park game shows a couple having sex while a minor (your character) is present under them. A qte has you dodging the balls...
30€ on Steam.

But they're still selling it in EGS...

Just get a PC!

No, wait... sorry, that won't help.

The achievements are broken on EGS...

Maybe at AAAAAA they can do a PC release on day 1 (like every AA or AAA game).

Well, he's obviously working 260 times as hard

28 days after 28 years later
28 weeks after 28 years later

That will be the trailer for the 2028 (if not delayed) PC release...

Then why did they raise prices in Europe?