Ahab
@ahabofgilead.bsky.social
I support gender equality, LGBTQ rights, and church-state separation. I love birds, forests, and gardens. AuDHD.
“You — SNORT — work your fingers to the bone, trying to raise ‘em right — HICCUP — an’ the first chance they get, they join the Great Rebellion! SNORT. Kids! I swear! I need another beer. Imp! HICCUP.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“You — SNORT — work your fingers to the bone, trying to raise ‘em right — HICCUP — an’ the first chance they get, they join the Great Rebellion! SNORT. Kids! I swear! I need another beer. Imp! HICCUP.”
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
I see. What is he thinking?
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I see. What is he thinking?
How I’m going to look when you dislike my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How I’m going to look when you dislike my posts.
The park staff set up a nature tent with a witchy theme. The pentagram decoration was made out of two invasive plant species, Asiatic bittersweet and Amur honeysuckle.
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The park staff set up a nature tent with a witchy theme. The pentagram decoration was made out of two invasive plant species, Asiatic bittersweet and Amur honeysuckle.
Another campground had a dragon theme.
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Another campground had a dragon theme.
Codorus Trick or Treat was a blast this year. I was particularly impressed with one campground display that looked like a NASA space shuttle on the outside. Inside, they put effort and creativity into the decorations.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Codorus Trick or Treat was a blast this year. I was particularly impressed with one campground display that looked like a NASA space shuttle on the outside. Inside, they put effort and creativity into the decorations.
Lake Marburg had a lovely mist floating over it this morning.
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lake Marburg had a lovely mist floating over it this morning.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
I’d never seen snakes at my state park before today. Some fellow volunteers and I found two garter snakes and a snake skin.
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’d never seen snakes at my state park before today. Some fellow volunteers and I found two garter snakes and a snake skin.
This little old man looks innocent, but I had to contort myself all sorts of ways to keep him from eating my garlic noodles this morning.
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This little old man looks innocent, but I had to contort myself all sorts of ways to keep him from eating my garlic noodles this morning.
When Isis was a juvenile, he’d press his face to mine to signal that he wanted head rubs. Many years later, he still remembers.
October 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When Isis was a juvenile, he’d press his face to mine to signal that he wanted head rubs. Many years later, he still remembers.
Another cool mushroom at the state park.
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Another cool mushroom at the state park.
I noticed these “What the hell did we just listen to?” expressions on these three faces.
September 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I noticed these “What the hell did we just listen to?” expressions on these three faces.
I can’t pet you right this minute, Isis. I’m chopping parsley.
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I can’t pet you right this minute, Isis. I’m chopping parsley.
I found these cuties at the state park today.
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I found these cuties at the state park today.
These two images are right next to each other, so I’m going to pretend they’re from the same comic, same scene.
:: cue sleazy guitar music ::
:: cue sleazy guitar music ::
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
These two images are right next to each other, so I’m going to pretend they’re from the same comic, same scene.
:: cue sleazy guitar music ::
:: cue sleazy guitar music ::
Even charming little old birds need baths once in a while. Here’s Isis, drying off.
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Even charming little old birds need baths once in a while. Here’s Isis, drying off.
Treating myself to a beer at Dolphin & Anchor Pub tonight.
September 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Treating myself to a beer at Dolphin & Anchor Pub tonight.
A distinguished elderly gentleman.
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A distinguished elderly gentleman.
We had the perfect weather for a walk this evening.
September 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We had the perfect weather for a walk this evening.
Isis associates crinkly wrappers with tasty snacks, so when I unwrapped hard candy for myself, Isis thought, “For me?”
No Isis, you can’t have a Kopiko. You can play with the wrappers, though.
No Isis, you can’t have a Kopiko. You can play with the wrappers, though.
September 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Isis associates crinkly wrappers with tasty snacks, so when I unwrapped hard candy for myself, Isis thought, “For me?”
No Isis, you can’t have a Kopiko. You can play with the wrappers, though.
No Isis, you can’t have a Kopiko. You can play with the wrappers, though.
“Breathe deeply. Embrace stillness. Let go of all attachments and worldly troubles. Now, visualize millet.”
- Guru Isis on meditation
- Guru Isis on meditation
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Breathe deeply. Embrace stillness. Let go of all attachments and worldly troubles. Now, visualize millet.”
- Guru Isis on meditation
- Guru Isis on meditation