Was it just me that detected an ominous ring to the phrase, “The council locks the gates at 10pm each night but members of the group still enter.”? Especially given the occult associations 👻

Thanks for the quick response! Can you DM me your email?

Good morning! Firstly, thanks you for the great work you do. Secondly, in today’s email you ask “Would it be useful if there was a calendar of all the community notices?”, and then say, “let me know in the comments”. Maybe I’m being dim, but… what comments? It’s an email? Anyway, I am keen!

Yes! What possible reason could you have for wanting to have the paper down the back?

I’m afraid to inform you that that doesn’t seem to be the consensus any more amongst the youth. They even wear moustaches unironically.

Genuinely interested to understand your reasoning for this?

Shat.

I’m not sure about that. If a business is unable to print a sign without misspellings or typos, it tells me that they’re deeply unserious and unprofessional, and I wouldn’t trust their burgers.

Are you her?

I was thinking this would make a good permanent tattoo, and then realised the irony of that thought.