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aguideformonsters.bsky.social
Guide for Monsters
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A humble goblin that likes all sorts of critters.
Her Thanksgiving meal are prescription medicine. But before she can enjoy her humble meal in splendid solitude she realizes that they suppositories. Her holiday has been ruined.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I want to be a stomach, but deep down I know I'm a kidney
October 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Excellent, the Squonk shall him pick up. Don't mind it's smell or the incessant sobbing.
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What? Oh, yes, I forgot. You humans have a concept called "currency" and "fair compensation"... I... uh... um... hmmm...

*reaches in robe sleave*

I have a jar of tadpoles, three eyes of newt (I misplaced the fourth one), a Wuther Original caramel, and half a bottle of Gold Bond Foot Powder.
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I planted one of these sanguine slugs in my garden once... they do not winter very well.
July 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You "liked" my proposition and yet gave no answer? I expect it soon or I shall deploy the changelings!
July 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You are too tall to fit in the halls of The Goblin Kingdom and your brain is moldy from the follies of human society. Perhaps the elves may want you.
July 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Is your spawn available to be an apprentice? He has great potential and will be successful in the Golin Realm.
July 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It is a disgraced house that have tampered with dark secrets that should not have been disturbed. Their arrogance is why blue skinned goblin kingdom has been banished to the Nightmare Dimension.

But a lovely crest none the less.
July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Apocalyptic Fantasy is apt perhaps?
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You spread goblin propaganda well. For a pink skin that is.
May 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Truly a representation of the diversity of my people
April 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We? No, you!
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yes, we could kidnap so many giraffes with this contraption...
April 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When my mother took us to the surface world; she would put on a mix tape for the long trip. Like a Bird was one of them, the rest was Dianna Krall and songs from the Shrek 2 soundtrack.
April 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And so we all go into the infinite dream...
April 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM