Dash Sulzberger
@agsulzberger.bsky.social
“All the News That’s Fit to Print.”
Chairman of The New York Times Company
My friends call me Dash
Not a Nepo Baby
Definitely not not parody
How do double negatives work again?
Definitely parody
Chairman of The New York Times Company
My friends call me Dash
Not a Nepo Baby
Definitely not not parody
How do double negatives work again?
Definitely parody
Just about to take a big sip of Sleepytime tea and see what all the Times’ favorable coverage of the second Trump Administration has gotten us.
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just about to take a big sip of Sleepytime tea and see what all the Times’ favorable coverage of the second Trump Administration has gotten us.
If the White House continues down this path, we will be issuing another, even longer statement.
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If the White House continues down this path, we will be issuing another, even longer statement.
JFC, and they say I give journalism a bad name.
December 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
JFC, and they say I give journalism a bad name.
Another satisfied subscriber!
December 2, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Another satisfied subscriber!
Dem scandals are front page news. Trump scandals are just pedestrian at this point.
December 2, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Dem scandals are front page news. Trump scandals are just pedestrian at this point.
Don’t worry. We won’t.
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Don’t worry. We won’t.
Well, someone chose violence today.
October 15, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Well, someone chose violence today.
Whaaat? That’s crazy talk.
October 2, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Whaaat? That’s crazy talk.
Tied up in Brooklyn? I’m not a peasant. I won’t be caught dead tied up outside of Manhattan.
September 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Tied up in Brooklyn? I’m not a peasant. I won’t be caught dead tied up outside of Manhattan.
Is my office being bugged? This is exactly what I said.
September 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Is my office being bugged? This is exactly what I said.
I don’t know why I, publisher of the preeminent newspaper in the world, would care about who’s being interviewed on a third rate cable new network. It’s not even primetime for God’s sake!
September 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I don’t know why I, publisher of the preeminent newspaper in the world, would care about who’s being interviewed on a third rate cable new network. It’s not even primetime for God’s sake!
You know, this type of vitriol is completely uncalled for. It’s not like I vindictively pushed a sitting president out of the race because I was mad he won’t do an interview with my paper.
September 25, 2024 at 2:23 AM
You know, this type of vitriol is completely uncalled for. It’s not like I vindictively pushed a sitting president out of the race because I was mad he won’t do an interview with my paper.
We actually call these headlines an AG Sulzberger special.
September 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
We actually call these headlines an AG Sulzberger special.
I was fashionably late getting here.
September 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I was fashionably late getting here.
Yes, that’s what we’re trying to do. He makes it sound like a bad thing.
September 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Yes, that’s what we’re trying to do. He makes it sound like a bad thing.
I can’t believe I published my oped in this paper. Look at how their bias shows with all these accurate characterizations of Trump’s public behavior.
September 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I can’t believe I published my oped in this paper. Look at how their bias shows with all these accurate characterizations of Trump’s public behavior.
This closing paragraph is so good that I want a cigarette every time I read it.
September 5, 2024 at 2:13 PM
This closing paragraph is so good that I want a cigarette every time I read it.
Now, some might argue that the Times cast neutrality aside when we tried to run Joe Biden out of the race, buy I say those people are idiots.
Age and fitness were the most important issues in the campaign until my colleagues and I decided they weren’t relevant anymore.
Age and fitness were the most important issues in the campaign until my colleagues and I decided they weren’t relevant anymore.
September 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Now, some might argue that the Times cast neutrality aside when we tried to run Joe Biden out of the race, buy I say those people are idiots.
Age and fitness were the most important issues in the campaign until my colleagues and I decided they weren’t relevant anymore.
Age and fitness were the most important issues in the campaign until my colleagues and I decided they weren’t relevant anymore.
Just look at how fucking principled I am.
September 5, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Just look at how fucking principled I am.
Somebody’s been sipping haterade.
September 5, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Somebody’s been sipping haterade.
How can I be racist? My stepmom was black.
August 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM
How can I be racist? My stepmom was black.
This guy gets it!
August 30, 2024 at 1:25 PM
This guy gets it!
This is some bullshit.
August 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
This is some bullshit.