Agrippa
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Agrippa
@agrippaferda.bsky.social
I usually talk about the Oilers, Raptors, Ancient Rome and journalism.
Nevermind high danger stats. What is the Oilers' save% on shots that have no business going in?
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That "holding the stick" is celebrated as gamesmanship when Florida does it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Oilers' core is taking heat for not speaking to the media last night. Yes, they need to be A LOT better but there are too many passengers hiding behind them this season.

Mangiapane has played around 150 minutes with one of 97 and 29 at 5 on 5 and has 14 shots in 16 games. He can face the media.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm proud to say that I was at the 10-2 loss to the Sabres 16 years ago. Row 2 on the goal line that the Sabres attacked twice. What a night.

Robert Nilsson had a 2 point night.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Bouchard normally has a long leash with me but he needs to be a 90 point player just to break even on these bone head defensive plays. He's basically MA Bergeron so far this season.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The bad news: the Oilers are 2-2-1

The worse news: the Oilers have only played 1 good game this season

The good news: the Oilers are 2-2-1 while only having 1 good game this season
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Make that 10 of 12 from 3 players.
The Oilers have scored 11 goals this season in 4.66 games.

RNH, Draisaitl and Mangiapane have 9 of them.
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Oilers have scored 11 goals this season in 4.66 games.

RNH, Draisaitl and Mangiapane have 9 of them.
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There is no combination of words that can do justice to how much I don't care how badly Bouchard is in October as long as Playoff-Bouchard shows up in the spring.

If I'm Team Canada's GM, he makes the team. He's not just a big game player. He's arguably the most clutch Dman we've seen in decades.
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If Knoblauch values accountability, he's benching Bouchard for a bit.
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All this fancy passing (leading to turnovers). The Oilers look like a team unaware that they won the last game because the Rangers got goalie'd
October 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That's okay, Bouchard. We know you're saving all your defensive capabilities for the playoffs.
October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm still not a Stan Bowman fan, but I am relieved that I shouldn't have to worry about all this extra cap space McDavid is leaving him being wasted on a Cody Ceci.
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Canucks broadcast REALLY didn't want to acknowledge the goalie interference.
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Last season, instead of hitting the pist, the gravitational pull of Skinner's mass would have pulled the puck towards him and into the net.

The weight loss is already paying off.
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We saw some signs of life from Howard that period. Hopefully he's just warming up.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
For the sake of your sanity, I recommend not following the McDavid-extension story daily.

Here's a little reminder of the BS we had to sit through with Draisaitl last year:
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sitting through the media's manufactured suspense that we're seeing with the McDavid extension is one of the most annoying part of being a hockey fan. Draisaitl didn't go to Boston. McDavid isnt going anywhere either

Remember when we had to pretend there was a chance the Oilers would draft Eichel?
August 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Oilers' "punches thrown at opponents being held by the refs per 60" just got a big boost.
July 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My kid was begging me to turn on Cars on the Road (Cars TV show). I told him I'm watching the first 10 picks and then he could watch his show

I should have turned it off the first time he asked. After a couple months of talking about Draisaitl and the Oilers, he just said, "I love the Ducks"
Ducks are bringing newly selected Roger McQueen to Disneyland tonight in a helicopter.

Like, right now.

Roger McQueen can meet Lightning McQueen at Cars Land.
June 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The GMs on screen is soooo awkward. Whose idea was this?
June 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm a Bouchard goal away from winning some money so I'm still heavily invested.
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Suck it, Bobrovsky.
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Stop pulling Skinner. This is just getting silly. Put me out of my misery already.
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM