Ashlee Martinis
@agreatmartini.bsky.social
A DEI welfare baby with a working class ass that would make Paul Bunyan cry.
Feminist•Queer•Pro-Trans•Pro-Union•Anti-Racist•Pro-Punch-a-Nazi•Anti-Ableism• Pro-American Cheese is a Hate Crime
I do what I want.
Feminist•Queer•Pro-Trans•Pro-Union•Anti-Racist•Pro-Punch-a-Nazi•Anti-Ableism• Pro-American Cheese is a Hate Crime
I do what I want.
March 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I love music. It motivates me. It de-stresses me. It inspires me. Playlists are a great way to rebel with little to no effort. Pick your favorite protest songs, slap a title like “Fuck [insert dictator here]”, and rack up those streams for those artists out there fighting the good fight.
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I love music. It motivates me. It de-stresses me. It inspires me. Playlists are a great way to rebel with little to no effort. Pick your favorite protest songs, slap a title like “Fuck [insert dictator here]”, and rack up those streams for those artists out there fighting the good fight.
I’ve been introducing my girl to historically queer movies and we recently talked about this one. She was in sheer disbelief when I told her the stars fought to be in it. She couldn’t understand why a bunch of cis men would want to be in a queer movie. Because it’s important and they knew it.
March 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been introducing my girl to historically queer movies and we recently talked about this one. She was in sheer disbelief when I told her the stars fought to be in it. She couldn’t understand why a bunch of cis men would want to be in a queer movie. Because it’s important and they knew it.
Cheeto Supreme is right about one thing: Fake news is everywhere. Learn the signs. Find independent media. And for fuck’s sake, quit listening to Influencers & Podcasters that are schilling out political opinions as fact and trying to sell you fucking vitamins as the same time. #themoreyouknow🌈🌟
March 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Cheeto Supreme is right about one thing: Fake news is everywhere. Learn the signs. Find independent media. And for fuck’s sake, quit listening to Influencers & Podcasters that are schilling out political opinions as fact and trying to sell you fucking vitamins as the same time. #themoreyouknow🌈🌟
I can’t wait for season finale where Ol’ Gavin whips out the Ouiji board so he can interview Hitler. #dickhead #classwardropout
March 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I can’t wait for season finale where Ol’ Gavin whips out the Ouiji board so he can interview Hitler. #dickhead #classwardropout
America is a full member of the New Axis of Evil, along side Russia and Israel. This happened because most Americans do not keep up on foreign policies and the ones that do are constantly lied to by the “free press” and politicians. We need to make America honest again. If it ever was to begin with.
March 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
America is a full member of the New Axis of Evil, along side Russia and Israel. This happened because most Americans do not keep up on foreign policies and the ones that do are constantly lied to by the “free press” and politicians. We need to make America honest again. If it ever was to begin with.
Zen and the Art of Applying Self Tanner: A Mandate for Love 2025 by The Heritage Foundation #psychopaths #toyotathonforever
March 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Zen and the Art of Applying Self Tanner: A Mandate for Love 2025 by The Heritage Foundation #psychopaths #toyotathonforever
When the smell of burning Teslas wake me up like a 90’s Folgers commercial. ☕️💅
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When the smell of burning Teslas wake me up like a 90’s Folgers commercial. ☕️💅
First Hawaiian BBQ. California. ❤️✨
March 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
First Hawaiian BBQ. California. ❤️✨
I can’t wait until America realizes the “trickle down” is just them pissing on us. #illseeyouinhellronnie #eattherich
March 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can’t wait until America realizes the “trickle down” is just them pissing on us. #illseeyouinhellronnie #eattherich
I want a President with a union card….a president that can read…a president without a botched wiener surgery…a president that won’t bow to gas station boner pill lobbyists. #mericafirst #forkliftcertifiedandbonefide
March 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I want a President with a union card….a president that can read…a president without a botched wiener surgery…a president that won’t bow to gas station boner pill lobbyists. #mericafirst #forkliftcertifiedandbonefide
What am I doing?
-Tightening up my privacy
-Boycott Nazi Supporting Companies
-Showing up at the local level to influence my government
-Talking to strangers to influence their decision making
-Being involved in my community
-Learning a new language as a form of protest
-Learning. Period.
-Tightening up my privacy
-Boycott Nazi Supporting Companies
-Showing up at the local level to influence my government
-Talking to strangers to influence their decision making
-Being involved in my community
-Learning a new language as a form of protest
-Learning. Period.
March 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What am I doing?
-Tightening up my privacy
-Boycott Nazi Supporting Companies
-Showing up at the local level to influence my government
-Talking to strangers to influence their decision making
-Being involved in my community
-Learning a new language as a form of protest
-Learning. Period.
-Tightening up my privacy
-Boycott Nazi Supporting Companies
-Showing up at the local level to influence my government
-Talking to strangers to influence their decision making
-Being involved in my community
-Learning a new language as a form of protest
-Learning. Period.
Me: *hanging off bed while trying to pop my neck* “I just need a glow stick daddy to break me in half and make me GLOWWWWW.
My partner: “Please talking about the chiropractor. Pleeeeeease be talking about the Chiropractor.”
My partner: “Please talking about the chiropractor. Pleeeeeease be talking about the Chiropractor.”
March 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Me: *hanging off bed while trying to pop my neck* “I just need a glow stick daddy to break me in half and make me GLOWWWWW.
My partner: “Please talking about the chiropractor. Pleeeeeease be talking about the Chiropractor.”
My partner: “Please talking about the chiropractor. Pleeeeeease be talking about the Chiropractor.”
March 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Today, I went to speak at the Board of Supervisors meeting about a hate crime resolution that was drafted by one of the board members that the majority of the speakers supported. Instead of voting for it, it devolved into bickering then was downgraded to a “14th Amendment” resolution.
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today, I went to speak at the Board of Supervisors meeting about a hate crime resolution that was drafted by one of the board members that the majority of the speakers supported. Instead of voting for it, it devolved into bickering then was downgraded to a “14th Amendment” resolution.
Really have just been feeling on edge since January and it’s been hard to make any plans for the future. That ends today. I’m taking control back and making myself less available for the things that have been wearing us down. The future is as bright as I want to light it. 🔥🍾
March 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Really have just been feeling on edge since January and it’s been hard to make any plans for the future. That ends today. I’m taking control back and making myself less available for the things that have been wearing us down. The future is as bright as I want to light it. 🔥🍾
I took a break from BlueSky to tighten up my privacy, security, and to get rid of all my Meta and Google accounts. I’m not finished but soon, BlueSky and Signal will be my two main social and messaging apps. It’s fucking liberating. But they can change too if they begin to show signs of fascism.
March 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I took a break from BlueSky to tighten up my privacy, security, and to get rid of all my Meta and Google accounts. I’m not finished but soon, BlueSky and Signal will be my two main social and messaging apps. It’s fucking liberating. But they can change too if they begin to show signs of fascism.
We are in the death throes of old ways trying to stifle the new. If we push through this & fight these threats to our freedoms & true equality, it will ripple across the globe. Fascism, Oligarchy, Tyranny, Genocide? Antiquated ideologies that lonely old men use to stifle their fears of dying alone.
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
We are in the death throes of old ways trying to stifle the new. If we push through this & fight these threats to our freedoms & true equality, it will ripple across the globe. Fascism, Oligarchy, Tyranny, Genocide? Antiquated ideologies that lonely old men use to stifle their fears of dying alone.
Flood the midterms with strong, capable black women. Vote for them. Then watch shit get done. For every MAGA seat, I’d love to see 5 black women in the surrounding seats saying “Bet”.
December 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Flood the midterms with strong, capable black women. Vote for them. Then watch shit get done. For every MAGA seat, I’d love to see 5 black women in the surrounding seats saying “Bet”.
Went to the Resiliency Center for the community Thanksgiving meal. I wanted to see the faces and for them to see mine. I had the opportunity to talk the people I was sitting with about ourselves & building community. We need to see each other as humans to make this world better for all.
November 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Went to the Resiliency Center for the community Thanksgiving meal. I wanted to see the faces and for them to see mine. I had the opportunity to talk the people I was sitting with about ourselves & building community. We need to see each other as humans to make this world better for all.
A culture war is a distraction from the fact that Christianity has waged another crusade against everyone who isn’t Christian or white. We’re tired of being controlled by a religion that not all of us believe in.
November 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
A culture war is a distraction from the fact that Christianity has waged another crusade against everyone who isn’t Christian or white. We’re tired of being controlled by a religion that not all of us believe in.
I see so many people, when other people propose ways to fight back, say “It’s no use. He won. He has control of everything. He can do whatever he wants.” That is Obeying in Advance. Stop spreading that negativity. That’s how he wins.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I see so many people, when other people propose ways to fight back, say “It’s no use. He won. He has control of everything. He can do whatever he wants.” That is Obeying in Advance. Stop spreading that negativity. That’s how he wins.
The same people that bitch about “pronouns are the issue” & how “immigrants should speak English” also can’t read or write at alarming levels. They want to ban books because they don’t get their power from them but they know queer & marginalized people do. They have no real power & it scares them.
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
The same people that bitch about “pronouns are the issue” & how “immigrants should speak English” also can’t read or write at alarming levels. They want to ban books because they don’t get their power from them but they know queer & marginalized people do. They have no real power & it scares them.