This was the first thing I saw when I opened this app and now I think I should close it again 😂 I'm not prepared for social media today!

Apparently you're not 90, smoking tobacco from a pipe, squinting through a monocle, and falling asleep at a fireplace chattering to the empty room or the 20+ year old cat on your lap that no one can be sure isn't taxidermied because they haven't seen it move in hours. 🤔

I thought I was the only one 😂 that story has me in a headlock

This morning's brain patterns are brought to you by unceasing fog and delayed consequences of daylight savings time.

And while we're talking soulmates, there probably isn't non-consent between soulmates, all contact is acceptable and if you're less than thrilled with the person you have never met with and yet tied to for eternity, well, it's probably a mental disorder. To the Yellow Wallpaper room with you! (4)

Also the legal system automatically assumes you're complicit in whatever crimes your soulmate is involved in because why not? Mounting correlational evidence suggests that soulmates know to some degree what the other is feeling, except nobody understands if the knowledge is innate or learned. (3)

Oh did your soulmate die? Now the universe conspires to guide you back to their graveyard, one way or another. (2)

It's the dubious honor of your art looking realistic! That said, they're missing out on a neat horror story in the following thread :T

Honestly, he's a mood. I don't care if I have a mouth, I can't scream enough.

I don't think people like this studied their history well. Call only for pain without moderation, you leave the people on the other side no choice but to double down and fight us. Let them see potential in a world kinder than the one they erected, and they may become our allies yet.