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this week in stupid: January 31 edition
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this week in stupid: January 31 edition
Rudy wears it, Donny tears it, and so much more...
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January 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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The Lowdown on Debasement
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The Lowdown on Debasement
How seriously has investors’ confidence in America been shaken?
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January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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AUDIO: Bovino Deported
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AUDIO: Bovino Deported
The Fucking News for Jan. 27, 2026
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January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Republicans Break Ranks as Trump Administration Lies About Killing American Citizens
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Republicans Break Ranks as Trump Administration Lies About Killing American Citizens
January 26th, 2026
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January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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AUDIO: “No.”
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AUDIO: “No.”
The Fucking News for Jan. 26, 2026
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January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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The Fake Outrage of Revoltingly Fake Christians
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The Fake Outrage of Revoltingly Fake Christians
Jesus flipped tables in Temple over treatment of the marginalized; but MAGA has a different Messiah
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January 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Was This a Murder Too Far?
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Was This a Murder Too Far?
The execution of Alex Pretti has made even some MAGA loyalists waver
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January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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oh fuck, not again
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oh fuck, not again
another day, another state-sponsored murder
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January 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Monsters
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Monsters
And their enablers are accessories to murder
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January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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AUDIO: No Justice. Just ICE.
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AUDIO: No Justice. Just ICE.
The Fucking News for Jan. 23, 2026
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January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
One generally knows what is coming when a man like Jack Smith walks into a room built for spectacle rather than inquiry.
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January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Trump 0, Europe 1
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Trump 0, Europe 1
Ignorance and contempt lose a round
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January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos
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Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos
readings from the Art of the Imaginary Deal
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January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Courageous Carney vs. Demented Donald
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Courageous Carney vs. Demented Donald
Canada’s leader is a sane adult. America’s leader isn’t.
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January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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The Davos Dummy
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The Davos Dummy
I tuned it out on purpose, the way you turn your head from a car wreck you already know won’t teach you anything new.
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January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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AUDIO: Democrats Release Bill to Fund Whatever ICE Does To Us Next
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AUDIO: Democrats Release Bill to Fund Whatever ICE Does To Us Next
The Fucking News for Jan. 21, 2026
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January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off
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let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off
and Donny gives another batshit presser
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January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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MAGA Delusions of Economic Leverage
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MAGA Delusions of Economic Leverage
Europe can easily stand up to Trump’s bullying
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January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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It’s Sundowning in America
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It’s Sundowning in America
A presidential mind is a dangerous thing to lose
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January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize
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spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize
on what planet does that make any sense?
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January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Big Business Should End Its Faustian Bargain With Trump
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Big Business Should End Its Faustian Bargain With Trump
He’s out of control – and if you don’t hang together to counter him, you’ll hang separately
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January 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW
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Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW
perfectly normal stuff
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January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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The Stupidest Trump Move So Far
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The Stupidest Trump Move So Far
Just kill me now. Or tariff me. Whatever.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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this week in stupid: January 17 edition
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this week in stupid: January 17 edition
Charlie Kirk travels though time, Donny Convict stops on a dime, and so much more...
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January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
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neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
this is so embarrassing
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January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM