Agorbs
@agorbs.bsky.social
worldbuilder, writer, and concept artist
your mom likes me more than you
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your mom likes me more than you
tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/goobart
CinemaSins would have an aneurysm looking at this
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
CinemaSins would have an aneurysm looking at this
Actually, this is…a crime that it’s not here and inside me yet. I demand the briny goodness.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Actually, this is…a crime that it’s not here and inside me yet. I demand the briny goodness.
Maybe, but the tradeoff is you won’t have lost your goddamn mind. F2P games, in my experience, have the absolute stupidest bastards alive. I’m perhaps the stupidest bastard of them all for thinking it won’t always be horrible (I play Overwatch in case it’s not obvious)
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Maybe, but the tradeoff is you won’t have lost your goddamn mind. F2P games, in my experience, have the absolute stupidest bastards alive. I’m perhaps the stupidest bastard of them all for thinking it won’t always be horrible (I play Overwatch in case it’s not obvious)
can’t believe i’m even saying this but i feel like if you’ve heard it said aloud it’s really not hard to guess how to spell it yknow
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
can’t believe i’m even saying this but i feel like if you’ve heard it said aloud it’s really not hard to guess how to spell it yknow
sorry misread PUBG as battlefield 6, still though
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
sorry misread PUBG as battlefield 6, still though
good luck getting ~10m copies sold against a game that just came out and will continue to sell more
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
good luck getting ~10m copies sold against a game that just came out and will continue to sell more
“Too bad, fuck you! Fuck everyone in this country, actually!”
- Conservatives, probably
- Conservatives, probably
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Too bad, fuck you! Fuck everyone in this country, actually!”
- Conservatives, probably
- Conservatives, probably
The first season of Dark has two characters playing a PS4, but at the time the controllers weren’t capable of turning the lightbar off, and the lightbar was off for both controllers. That shouldn’t have bothered me as much as it did lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The first season of Dark has two characters playing a PS4, but at the time the controllers weren’t capable of turning the lightbar off, and the lightbar was off for both controllers. That shouldn’t have bothered me as much as it did lol
wow an AI guy is a piece of shit? never saw that one coming
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
wow an AI guy is a piece of shit? never saw that one coming
Wow, you mean Trump is a pedophile and went to Epstein’s island? I never would have guessed. And here I thought the guy that said “grab em by the pussy” respected women…
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wow, you mean Trump is a pedophile and went to Epstein’s island? I never would have guessed. And here I thought the guy that said “grab em by the pussy” respected women…
I wouldn’t mind another Austin Powers but I can’t really see what story they could do that wouldn’t feel forced
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I wouldn’t mind another Austin Powers but I can’t really see what story they could do that wouldn’t feel forced
if the holocaust happened today there would be a sizable amount of people blaming it on cell phones and social media
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if the holocaust happened today there would be a sizable amount of people blaming it on cell phones and social media
Oh. Yeah it’s frustrating how much we have to save these idiots from themselves.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh. Yeah it’s frustrating how much we have to save these idiots from themselves.
Good. These dipshits aren’t going to realize how much they’re being conned until it personally affects them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Good. These dipshits aren’t going to realize how much they’re being conned until it personally affects them.
Can I get isekai’d to a new reality where it’s just perpetually 2014 and I don’t have to hear about AI or these wannabe nazis?
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can I get isekai’d to a new reality where it’s just perpetually 2014 and I don’t have to hear about AI or these wannabe nazis?
I’ve actually thought about this a little bit lately, not considering doing it but thinking about what it would be like. I can imagine mid-tier artists doing this to consistently pump out images of their characters or whatever, but ultimately yeah it’s just lame.
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ve actually thought about this a little bit lately, not considering doing it but thinking about what it would be like. I can imagine mid-tier artists doing this to consistently pump out images of their characters or whatever, but ultimately yeah it’s just lame.
YET WE ARE STILL HERE!!! man the jump from cool motivational speech to giant orgy rave cutting into neo getting a crumb of pussy was really jarring when i watched that movie as a kid
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
YET WE ARE STILL HERE!!! man the jump from cool motivational speech to giant orgy rave cutting into neo getting a crumb of pussy was really jarring when i watched that movie as a kid