it smelt like varnished wood because a lot of the furniture was made by my grandad, and books lined the walls so it was really well soundproofed. all you could hear was the hum of a fish tank

he was a teacher so did a lot of work in the evenings and at weekends so he wanted it done fast.

as we got older he started working in the living room, marking homework on an old painting board that me and my brother would also use to *do* our homework on

i saw a clinical PT and she did say "you probably have less of an ass then you think" which did hurt but i understand she was trying to describe the permanent s-shape i have going on

i thought i had the ass equivalent of people who have massive mahongas getting back pain

this is what people that like caviar experience. this is what a fish feels like hoovering up algae in a pond

thats a lot of bathrooms