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john
@agnosticrat.bsky.social
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human earth person. fool. writer of words. husband. friend of dog. my leftist views are belong to me. stupid shit enjoyer. los angeles inhabitant. he/him.

a world without trans people has never existed, and it never will.
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you haven’t touched your blood noodles
Count Cuomo sitting down for a totally normal meal of normal food with his family and all of their salt shakers.
July 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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fuck, i forgot twats!
well done, adam!

*scorpion unrelated
unrelated scorpion trapped (temporarily) under a wine glass, before being safely released into the desert screenshots from Bluesky showing examples of user adam sessler calling folks bitches, cunts, whores and twats, like a very secure man screenshots from Bluesky showing examples of user adam sessler calling folks bitches, cunts, whores and twats, like a very secure man screenshots from Bluesky showing examples of user adam sessler calling folks bitches, cunts, whores and twats, like a very secure man
June 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Two velvet eared southwestern street wolves guarding their favorite nap spot, Los Angeles, CA.
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
agnosticrat.bsky.social
yes, appears he is exactly that guy
screenshot of jurdn.com with the text: “Hello, I'm Jurdn Artist | Dev | AI Sorcerer Welcome to my corner of the internet. I'm passionate about exploring the limitless possibilities of creativity through AI, and creating useful resources for the AI community. Here you'll find my latest projects, models, and musings on the ever-evolving world of artificial intelligence.”
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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rescued 1.5 yr old, 3-legged goat wolf
April 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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peter stormare?
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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meme of J.D. Vance, standing in the Greenland tundra inanely gesturing with a volcano (let’s go with it) behind him, after being dropped off 90 miles from a road. Speech bubble: “but I was a troop”
March 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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haha. thanks for this.
also, “frog jelly”
screenshot of a wikipedia article, with the text: “Götterspeise (German: [ˈɡœtɐˌʃpaɪ̯zə] ⓘ, lit. 'dish/fare of the gods') is the German name for a dessert made of gelatine or other gelling agent, sugar, flavourings and food colouring, it is similar or identical to jelly or jello and other gelatin desserts. Other German names include Wackelpudding ("wobbly pudding") or Wackelpeter (German: [ˈvakl̩ˌpeːtɐ] ⓘ; "Wobbly Peter");[1] green Götterspeise is also known as Froschsülze ("frog jelly"). Götterspeise is usually eaten with whipped cream or vanilla sauce. The best-known flavours are the following:”
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Two Nazis in a nazi-mobile trying to sell nazi-mobiles at the White House
March 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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two hateful mutants consuming an alcohol and a cigarette in the most successful D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) campaign in history
March 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Every misunderstanding (M) in a post spawns a new reality. As more misunderstanders (N) engage, the expansion grows exponentially. Facebook boomers (FB) and other internet misunderstanders amplify via shares, arguments and algorithms, multiplying divergence by k_FB.

A multiverse in every skeet.
Mathematical equation representing the exponential growth of misunderstandings in online discussions, particularly influenced by Facebook boomers and other internet misunderstanders. The equation is: R(M, N, FB) \approx k_{FB} M^{N+FB} where: R(M, N, FB) = Number of resulting realities (misinterpretations). M = Possible misunderstandings in a given post. N = Number of misunderstanders. FB = Number of Facebook boomers engaging. k_{FB} = Amplification factor representing how FB users escalate misunderstandings.
March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
agnosticrat.bsky.social
Stop wasting your waste!
February 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Los Dingos (alt text)
Pictured: Pair of velvet-eared southwestern street wolves guarding the entrance of their den—Los Angeles, CA, taken sometime in the first 5 years of 2025. The wolves are dark in color and appear to be very cute and always hungry. Within the wolves’ Schwarzschild radius, we see a perpetual state of carnage and detritus, including: brown nylon chewable ring (sounds like a gunshot when dropped), 3/4 of a tiger pelt, destroyed indestructible red rubber tug toy (1 tug is missing, so solo tug?), carcass of a blue octo…err…quadropus, tan nylon chew toy that kinda looks like a (scary) double butt plug, head and shoulders of a red corduroy fox, blue rubber bone that looks like a weird sex toy made by Sauron or perhaps some other dark lord, 3 feet of knotted multicolor rope (very tasty, might be edible), red salamander upper, duck torso.
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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4-year supply of 4-phosphoryloxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine (4-PO-DMT) and a musical instrument.
January 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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the future is here.

powerful iphone 20 provide so many, new opportunity .
January 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
agnosticrat.bsky.social
Pictured: Pair of velvet-eared southwestern street wolves guarding the entrance of their den (Los Angeles, CA). The wolves are dark in color and appear to be very cute and always hungry. Within the wolves’ Schwarzschild radius, we see a perpetual state of carnage and detritus, including: brown nylon chewable ring (sounds like a gunshot when dropped), 3/4 of a tiger pelt, destroyed indestructible tug toy, carcass of a blue octo…err…quadropus, nylon chew toy that kinda looks like a (scary) double butt plug, head and shoulders of a corduroy fox, blue rubber bone that looks like a weird sex toy made by Sauron or perhaps some other dark lord, 3 feet of knotted multicolor rope (very tasty, might be edible), salamander upper, duck torso.
January 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM