Agnes Bear
@agnesrobertbehr.bsky.social
A strange internet Behr it accepts any and all pronouns, you can't get this wrong don't worry
The first thing you have to understand about bears is that they can't fucking spell or type and that they might curse a bit too much
The first thing you have to understand about bears is that they can't fucking spell or type and that they might curse a bit too much
used up all the metallic yarn except for the red so it goes from thicksilver/gold to silver/gold to gold/green to black/green to green/green
for a left over bits project with no pattern is alright
wish there had been enough for an over the nose bit, I feel like I am def gonna get shot in the face
for a left over bits project with no pattern is alright
wish there had been enough for an over the nose bit, I feel like I am def gonna get shot in the face
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
used up all the metallic yarn except for the red so it goes from thicksilver/gold to silver/gold to gold/green to black/green to green/green
for a left over bits project with no pattern is alright
wish there had been enough for an over the nose bit, I feel like I am def gonna get shot in the face
for a left over bits project with no pattern is alright
wish there had been enough for an over the nose bit, I feel like I am def gonna get shot in the face
I crocheted more things
useful reasonable things of course
useful reasonable things of course
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I crocheted more things
useful reasonable things of course
useful reasonable things of course
no alt text on the question it is "all video games should have ???"
cookies and tea (or equivalent)
if it is multiplayer it also needs to have a way to gift them to friends and strangers
I am cookie delivery bear
every game should let me stalk people and gift them cookies
also cute nap rests
cookies and tea (or equivalent)
if it is multiplayer it also needs to have a way to gift them to friends and strangers
I am cookie delivery bear
every game should let me stalk people and gift them cookies
also cute nap rests
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
no alt text on the question it is "all video games should have ???"
cookies and tea (or equivalent)
if it is multiplayer it also needs to have a way to gift them to friends and strangers
I am cookie delivery bear
every game should let me stalk people and gift them cookies
also cute nap rests
cookies and tea (or equivalent)
if it is multiplayer it also needs to have a way to gift them to friends and strangers
I am cookie delivery bear
every game should let me stalk people and gift them cookies
also cute nap rests
might make a button closure instead of a tie
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
might make a button closure instead of a tie
I crocheted some more :)
I like this one a rather useful and cosy winter garment
I like this one a rather useful and cosy winter garment
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I crocheted some more :)
I like this one a rather useful and cosy winter garment
I like this one a rather useful and cosy winter garment
crochet poncho with faux fur edge so fluffy 🥰
and pixie post stitch hat? hood?
and pixie post stitch hat? hood?
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
crochet poncho with faux fur edge so fluffy 🥰
and pixie post stitch hat? hood?
and pixie post stitch hat? hood?
also my woolly sock got a hole in it D:
so I made there not be a hole anymore :)
darning 🥰
so I made there not be a hole anymore :)
darning 🥰
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
also my woolly sock got a hole in it D:
so I made there not be a hole anymore :)
darning 🥰
so I made there not be a hole anymore :)
darning 🥰
our resident nessie, Puddles, now has their own puddle (which is allowed to stay out all the time unlike lake ted aka bear's blue dress which needs to be in the closet most of the time)
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
our resident nessie, Puddles, now has their own puddle (which is allowed to stay out all the time unlike lake ted aka bear's blue dress which needs to be in the closet most of the time)
this was supposed to be a big cowl that went over your upper shoulders and was still a cowl at the neck but eh I am fluffy so that didn't work out. I brought it in at the top with a bit of single crochet so now it's this um whatever it is. I do like it
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this was supposed to be a big cowl that went over your upper shoulders and was still a cowl at the neck but eh I am fluffy so that didn't work out. I brought it in at the top with a bit of single crochet so now it's this um whatever it is. I do like it
Green cowl finished today
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Green cowl finished today
gnome toboggan bonnet
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
gnome toboggan bonnet
funny hats have been made, here is the domovoy cap modeled by the lovely Humphrey
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
funny hats have been made, here is the domovoy cap modeled by the lovely Humphrey
I have a working phone again you are about to get so many crochet thing pics
I made baskets and filled them with tiny hats and one of the baskets is secretly a hat
I made baskets and filled them with tiny hats and one of the baskets is secretly a hat
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have a working phone again you are about to get so many crochet thing pics
I made baskets and filled them with tiny hats and one of the baskets is secretly a hat
I made baskets and filled them with tiny hats and one of the baskets is secretly a hat
I tired to make a hat the other day and didn't have quite enough yarn luckily what I had made was the right size to turn into a hot water bottle cover instead
and then I made a second in green
the sewn wooly one was made last year
and then I made a second in green
the sewn wooly one was made last year
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I tired to make a hat the other day and didn't have quite enough yarn luckily what I had made was the right size to turn into a hot water bottle cover instead
and then I made a second in green
the sewn wooly one was made last year
and then I made a second in green
the sewn wooly one was made last year
found a hole in my skirt yesterday, but now by the mighty mending powers of needle and thread, it has no hole
even had a closely matching patch :D
even had a closely matching patch :D
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
found a hole in my skirt yesterday, but now by the mighty mending powers of needle and thread, it has no hole
even had a closely matching patch :D
even had a closely matching patch :D
I am up and at my very serious bear work, making a rainbow metallic rug for some dragons that live under my bed
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am up and at my very serious bear work, making a rainbow metallic rug for some dragons that live under my bed
Cthulhu Hat, also my phone won't live for even a minute off the charger so all pics are done in the kitchen now
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cthulhu Hat, also my phone won't live for even a minute off the charger so all pics are done in the kitchen now
the safety wizard cape pics (delayed because I fell and bashed my head, damn thunderclap migraines making standing impossible)
First model, the lovely Tamar (elephant)
Second, the Beautiful Bob (Mr Bear)
Third, eager to take over the world with his new wizard powers, Herbidacious (rabbit)
First model, the lovely Tamar (elephant)
Second, the Beautiful Bob (Mr Bear)
Third, eager to take over the world with his new wizard powers, Herbidacious (rabbit)
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the safety wizard cape pics (delayed because I fell and bashed my head, damn thunderclap migraines making standing impossible)
First model, the lovely Tamar (elephant)
Second, the Beautiful Bob (Mr Bear)
Third, eager to take over the world with his new wizard powers, Herbidacious (rabbit)
First model, the lovely Tamar (elephant)
Second, the Beautiful Bob (Mr Bear)
Third, eager to take over the world with his new wizard powers, Herbidacious (rabbit)
oh no, the internet says I must order books now
well, if I have to I have to
I don't make the rules
well, if I have to I have to
I don't make the rules
September 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
oh no, the internet says I must order books now
well, if I have to I have to
I don't make the rules
well, if I have to I have to
I don't make the rules
this pumpkin is not a teapot and that is why I, a bear who is not allowed to buy anymore teapots till I manage to do the thing or all the teapots break, bought it
It's a gravy boat there is no rule against buying gravy boats
It's a gravy boat there is no rule against buying gravy boats
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
this pumpkin is not a teapot and that is why I, a bear who is not allowed to buy anymore teapots till I manage to do the thing or all the teapots break, bought it
It's a gravy boat there is no rule against buying gravy boats
It's a gravy boat there is no rule against buying gravy boats
I yarned some more
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I yarned some more
Tis true, all you gotta do is make things not have holes anymore
wrong fabric, wrong thread colour, don't know what you're doing, none of it matters just make it not have holes
you know what I want; mending circles, like a knit n natter but mending, make mending normal and fun
wrong fabric, wrong thread colour, don't know what you're doing, none of it matters just make it not have holes
you know what I want; mending circles, like a knit n natter but mending, make mending normal and fun
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Tis true, all you gotta do is make things not have holes anymore
wrong fabric, wrong thread colour, don't know what you're doing, none of it matters just make it not have holes
you know what I want; mending circles, like a knit n natter but mending, make mending normal and fun
wrong fabric, wrong thread colour, don't know what you're doing, none of it matters just make it not have holes
you know what I want; mending circles, like a knit n natter but mending, make mending normal and fun
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The Legend of Barney Thomson
The Legend of Barney Thomson
August 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Share One of Your Favorite Comedies
The Legend of Barney Thomson
The Legend of Barney Thomson
a bunch of new hats for the teddy hat library have appeared this week
August 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
a bunch of new hats for the teddy hat library have appeared this week