Oh, OK. Took me a couple weeks, but I figured it out.

#OOC: Fuck me. Like, I literally just dropped the video for Kendrick's 'Humble' on an opponent in a tweet, not even an hour ago. Pretty much the birthplace of the 'There's levels to this' line.

Wait... what do you mean 'You two'? I'll be travelling alone. I fly in from Portland on the 30th, but I have to fly back down to Florida first thing in the morning on New Years Day. Still, I'm down to couch surf if the offer still stands.

I'm not sure who we're talking about, but let me take the opportunity to say that I'm looking forward to climbing into the ring against you next week, Alex.

Merry Christmas to you both.

// Same sentiment, different problem. I don't mind micro feds or even just 'tweet' feds as far as length limits, but I think the bread and butter of those types of feds is the back and forth. Going that short and only having one tweet? I'm not sure who that's for... but I'm sure they're out there.

#OOC: I agree 100%. I love a good back and forth too much to ever have the self control to stop at one 'tweet' per matchup, but I'm sure that it will appeal to some people. I'll be watching, for sure.

I am! In NYC no less! NYE in NYC!

"...And Janette said?
Nothing, you idiots,
Janette's dead,
She's buried in my basement..."

I'll be your Perfect Tommy.

"I'm somewhat of a troublemaker myself..."

Naughty Girl Problems.

You know how to reach me if you need someone to talk to.