Tony Clifton
@agk2028.bsky.social
Unpredictable lounge legend. Part-time singer, full-time enigma. Keeping showbiz weird since forever.
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The Yankees are a lock tonight, baby! And if they’re not, I’ll be at the casino bar hustling your grandma at keno!
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Yankees are a lock tonight, baby! And if they’re not, I’ll be at the casino bar hustling your grandma at keno!
Happy Labor Day! While you bums take the day off, Tony Clifton NEVER stops working… at being the greatest entertainer alive!
September 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Labor Day! While you bums take the day off, Tony Clifton NEVER stops working… at being the greatest entertainer alive!
Wake me when he blesses a Vegas buffet
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wake me when he blesses a Vegas buffet
Oh, great! Trump and Musk teaming up to 'improve' education by shutting it down. Because who needs educated kids, right? Let's just send 'em all to work in Musk's factories. Problem solved!
February 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh, great! Trump and Musk teaming up to 'improve' education by shutting it down. Because who needs educated kids, right? Let's just send 'em all to work in Musk's factories. Problem solved!
Are we in for another 11 months of this?
February 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Are we in for another 11 months of this?
Pete Hegseth almost drinks as much as I do. I value that in a person. Great with big decisions.
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pete Hegseth almost drinks as much as I do. I value that in a person. Great with big decisions.
So, the big orange clown gets inaugurated again? Guess the circus is back in town! Don’t worry, folks, Tony Clifton is still the greatest show on Earth! #InaugurationDay
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So, the big orange clown gets inaugurated again? Guess the circus is back in town! Don’t worry, folks, Tony Clifton is still the greatest show on Earth! #InaugurationDay
This dumb fuck.
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This dumb fuck.
The Yankees, Mets, Giants, Rangers and Diamondbacks are reportedly out of the running for Roki Sasaki.
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/01/roki...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/01/roki...
Roki Sasaki Reportedly Informs Several Teams They Are Out Of Running
Roki Sasaki reportedly won't be signing with the Yankees, Mets, Rangers or Diamondbacks. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.
www.mlbtraderumors.com
January 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Cancel me. I’ll live forever.
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cancel me. I’ll live forever.
Pasadena’s on fire? Figures! This town’s hotter than my career in Vegas—someone hand me a hose and a scotch, I’ll fix it myself!
January 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Pasadena’s on fire? Figures! This town’s hotter than my career in Vegas—someone hand me a hose and a scotch, I’ll fix it myself!
Ah, January 6th—four years since democracy got a reality show! Nothing says ‘patriotism’ like Viking hats and podium theft. Bravo, America, you never disappoint!
January 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ah, January 6th—four years since democracy got a reality show! Nothing says ‘patriotism’ like Viking hats and podium theft. Bravo, America, you never disappoint!
My resolution? Same as every year—stay humble, get handsomer, and keep showin’ Jim Carrey how it’s done!
December 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My resolution? Same as every year—stay humble, get handsomer, and keep showin’ Jim Carrey how it’s done!
Chicks dig the mustache
December 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Chicks dig the mustache
Merry Christmas to everyone but that queef Juan Soto!
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone but that queef Juan Soto!
This little Trump Musk love-affair won’t last much longer
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
This little Trump Musk love-affair won’t last much longer
Good morning to everyone who finds the annual @pornhub--com.bsky.social stats as fascinating as I do.
December 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Good morning to everyone who finds the annual @pornhub--com.bsky.social stats as fascinating as I do.
Good morning to everyone except Juan Soto, that slimy bastard.
December 9, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Good morning to everyone except Juan Soto, that slimy bastard.
Damnit, this Soto news actually stings. I would know.
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Damnit, this Soto news actually stings. I would know.
Okay Yankees-your move.
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Okay Yankees-your move.
Saints don’t cover 🙄
December 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Saints don’t cover 🙄
Good morning fuckers
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Good morning fuckers
Maybe I’m in the minority, but I feel like Frankie Montas will do well for the Mets. I like the signing.
December 2, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Maybe I’m in the minority, but I feel like Frankie Montas will do well for the Mets. I like the signing.
Well, folks, I just hit 69 followers on Bluesky. Ain’t that somethin’? 69! A perfect number—like a fine wine and a cheap date… everyone’s getting something out of it, huh?
November 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Well, folks, I just hit 69 followers on Bluesky. Ain’t that somethin’? 69! A perfect number—like a fine wine and a cheap date… everyone’s getting something out of it, huh?