“In Soviet Russia, Jeeves asks YOU”

Do you thing Cynthia Erivo was like "I, surely, have the puffiest dress" and then she saw Ariana Grande?
#Oscars2024

Dune: Part Two is so sandy Danny Zucko is taking it to prom

I made a deal with the devil to have limited engagement on Bluesky

Sure, my mom might not be proud of me, but this recruiter who came across my Linkedin profile is very impressed.

I don’t get FOMO, I get FOBI - Fear of Being Included.

Not to brag, but my Youtube feed is made up entirely of British panel shows and city planning videos hosted by dudes who sound like AI.
Ooops, too late!

Tom Cruise can do all the things other actors lie about on their resumes.

I guess I am a W.A.S.P. - Wise And Smart Person-who knows-Jeffrey-Epstein-did-not-kill-himself.

The director of 'Wonka' said that Timothée Chalamet didn't have to audition because he had seen his high-school rap videos. This is one of them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck8fv6iW3E
No more questions.