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agingwitch.bsky.social
CrabbyOldCow
@agingwitch.bsky.social
Irritable Brit living in Appalachia. Tell me a good joke. No, a GOOD joke. The last election has been rough on my spirit.

PS Not interested in your OnlyFans or BitCoin Opportunity. Sorry. You’re humping a dead dog.
Is this /s?
May 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It’s more accurately described as the collective unconscious to me. Slots into place a whole lot better.
May 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tbf money is a factor but far from the only one. Trump raised less money than Harris and still won.

However, money spent on elections is obscene; we seriously need campaign finance reform. It’s one of the ugliest facets of our terrible election system—one of the reasons for terrible candidates
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As an immigrant, I apparently know way, way more about the Constitution than Trump and the Sycophants do.
March 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Of course it did. Trump hates free speech. He is personally trashing the first amendment.
March 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I could not have less interest in the vapid thoughts of Megyn Kelly. Stop pushing this article to me.
March 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don’t for heaven’s sake confuse the Turds by explaining what a saltire is.
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
All the grifters who are inviting 23andMe’s customers to input their raw data and then telling them that a harmless MTHFR mutation is causing all their woes, which can be cured “if they only buy x,” must be freaking out.
March 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
He became a US citizen in 2002, regardless of the fact that he had by all accounts illegally worked here.
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Unfortunately not. The US is an utter disgrace. And I live here.
March 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He cannot possibly be this stupid, so it says a lot that he thinks other people are so stupid that they will nod and agree with a bizarre premise.
March 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think we’ve already established that DOGE are all ignorant bastards 🤣
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is terrifyingly stupid.

I guess one out of five ain’t bad?

ALL of my siblings and I survived measles just fine before vaccines were available, but that doesn’t mean I was so stupid as to not understand the risks and not vaccinate my own kids.
March 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Actually had this discussion with my doc yesterday—well, I asked if I should get a shot, having had the measles plus one pre-pregnancy shot—and he said no. Very different from pertussis.
March 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fair point! But at the risk of nitpicking, that’s actually payment for specific services rendered, so not exactly a taxpayer subsidy as one usually thinks of it.
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I finally blocked them; I have zero interest in getting an endless stream of nonsense in my notifications.
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🙄 You’re apparently deranged, but what do I know. Have a nice day.
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM