There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to Heaven

“There Will Come Soft Rains”. Merch is a functional automated dollhouse with no dolls.

Yes but how many stewardesses did Asimov, a noted sex pest, nevertheless manage to grope?

Guys this is how you get replaced with an android, this right here

Are you familiar with the thought experiment of the Love Shack of Theseus?

Or does a love shack reproduce asexually, via mitosis? Does a single love shack split into two, smaller love shacks? And which one is the original love shack and which the new? Or are they both the original? Or neither?
3/?

… and if it’s the latter, doesn’t a baby love shack imply the existence of larger, parental love shacks? Do love shacks reproduce sexually? Are there people inside them when they do? Because that can’t be safe what with all the reclaimed wood and rusty tin roof. 2/?

Marvel's SHIELD was at least *trying* to be the good guys... these guys are flat-out Hydra with a nice coat of paint

Best to send out some cuneiform tablets about it PRONTO