old fashioned hurgusburgus
agiganticbrain.bsky.social
old fashioned hurgusburgus
@agiganticbrain.bsky.social
Gale | 31 | she/her | 🔞
Sir, Wonderbread Guy has commissioned dyrdeer
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My husband does advertising for a power sports company, and they’re doing a Black Friday sales event

And his bosses decided to call it…
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sure I’ll post a thirst trap, fuck it
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
can I make an “it followed me home can I keep it” joke, or does that count as flirting
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Slightly boobier version of the fit for the club tonight. I think Dyke Jason is a good look on me
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ayy, murder twins!
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Office fit for today
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
>oil industry convention in town so it’s hella crowded here
>partners go “lol let’s all install Grindr to see if it crashes, oil guys are always DL”
>mention I’m trans on my profile
>get a message
>”hey do you know where I can meet trans girls here I’m tryna get a side chick”
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the way I fantasize about being both the leering butches and the oblivious femme in this Donelan comic
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hhhhhhhhhh
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Poki’s watchin a movie with me
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
TikTok tried to serve me a Frasier edit???
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tried watching Preacher which is ostensibly set in west Texas where I’m from

But they pronounce Pecos correctly and not “pay-cuss”
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🔫😊 tell me I’m pretty
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hmmm
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
>29+ notifications
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My husband took this pic of our cat and I’m gonna start using it as a reaction when people post some bullshit
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It is once again Friday and I’ll once again probably be leaving at 6 instead of 5 when I’m supposed to because nobody can get their shit in on time. I’m okay. I’m very normal and not upset about this
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
After nearly seven years of being out as trans I finally decided on my middle name. I told my mom and she sent me this. Crying big fat baby bitch tears in my office rn
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
>looking for some gay grunge music

>oh nice there’s a bunch of playlists people made on Spotify

>open first one

>Weezer’s “Pink Triangle”
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unfortunately this is Galecore
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL’ DAYS AFTER 9/11
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I couldn’t decide, so have these four
September 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM