Arthur Greenleaf Holmes
agholmes.bsky.social
Arthur Greenleaf Holmes
@agholmes.bsky.social
Poet, comedian, good-natured libertine, author of “Mother, Will My Stones Drop?” and “I Built My Love A Menstrual Hut.” Heavily insured.
I have decided to call Teslas the Mobile Goebbels.
March 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A short poem, written this morning:

My hippopotamus assists my chemist with hypothesists.
The average moose is more obtuse and cannot spell hypotenuse.
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I wrote you a limerick, ‘ol boy:

That Jedi named Luke wasn’t frailer
Than Vader, but braved his assailer.
When he unmasked his foe,
He said “What do you know!
You look like my DaDa, but paler."
December 31, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Happy New Year, baby!
December 31, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Hulloooo! New here! What did I miss?
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM