not without pills mind you but I’ll take it anyway

o kurwa it’s happening!!

ayyyy dziękuję bardzo uvu

to my defense almost no one could make it to my bday last year so this year I invited so many people expecting them to cancel on me BUT THEY ALL SAID YES FMCL

I’ve already spent about 100€ for my upcoming birthday party and I’m about to pay 100€ more 💀 why on earth did I invite 20+ people I HAVE TO FEED THEMMM

and my personal favorite
-oh you’re French, ugh *immediately starts mocking his accent*

it’s so easy to get people to open up, you just kinda have to get over yourself and the initial embarrassment of yapping people up
some of my conversation starters were:
-are you Swedish?so what do you think about your monarchy?
-are you Swedish?Croatian? I heard y’all have three different dialects

grandma said she regrets not talking to my dad more before he passed so she started spilling some quality family lore to me :) i love her so much, she’s a queen

happy birthday king! may your kidney stones pass as smooth as possible

but then I got a call it was all fake and uh. maybe cried a little in the middle of the train station.

for the 15 minutes that we spent believing the call was true I had to come to terms with the miscarriage thing and lemme tell you I did NOTTT care about that mf fetus lmfao I just wanted my aunt to be safe