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▐ Agent Xenial ▌
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I DEMAND THE ICE CAPP FROM TIMMIES!!!
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Curse of Binding. I will never be able to leave this chair. 💀
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
😈 Let me perfectly scroll the window just to see you suffer.
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
> Log in to @microsoft.com 365 with my @carleton.ca account

> Get a Copilot ad popup

> Get redirected to the Copilot chat website after closing the ad

> Go back to Microslop 365 and try opening Excel

> Excel gets stuck loading and crashes

> Give up and start reading the LibreOffice manual
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Microslop Teams, WTF!? I don't own these devices anymore. Let me remove them so that I can clear out the contacts in People, for Pete's sake. 😭😭😭

@microsoft.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
We're coming for your Microslop Windows 11 computers.
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Looking back at my Steam Replays. It's impressive how Valve made gaming accessible on Linux. My 2025 Replay does not have a pie chart because it was the year when I finally ditched Microslop Windows.
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Need to use Windows, but don't want Microslop's AI slop and bloat? My solution is to grab an Enterprise LTSC Edition of Windows and block all URLs that link to Copilot or that Slop-pilot uses to phone home. I will leave it up to you to figure out how to get LTSC. To block URLs, see the third image.
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
My reaction to that information:
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Laser pointer!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Just got @hytale.bsky.social. :D
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The desktop is in service. The @ciblesgd.tv Plushie was a great help in testing the hardware and software. Would love to stream myself playing UNDERTALE on it once I get a controller and am invited back into the Discord server by the mods.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Another computer successfully rid of Microsoft Windows. Made the "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper in protest.
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
A bunch of my favourite moments from that video.
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I made this based on recent events. Microslop (and Slopya Nadella), you're a disappointment to everyone. Even Bill Gates is disappointed in you.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
New PCs and their parts are getting too expensive, so I decided "to hell with it" and built a PC using used parts for my sister's movie and gaming cave. Also, screw you, Microsoft, for sending Windows 10 Home Edition to the chopping block.
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I was rendering a video on my laptop and saw this in the performance monitor. That little GPU is working so hard. 😂
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is how I be spending my winter holidays.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reminds me of this $h!t I found on itch.io.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@ciblesgd.tv, your plushie destroyed my Linux installation. She's still very cute tho.
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I saw @smg4.com ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ Grand Finale and created this.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Haha, it's thinking.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No Linux build? < sad car noises >
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have fallen. I have become one with the ThinkPad cult. Run before it's too late!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM