That man sure loves his shoulder pads.
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
That man sure loves his shoulder pads.
He's tried nothin' and he's all outta ideas.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
He's tried nothin' and he's all outta ideas.
Tick Bonesteel Jr.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Tick Bonesteel Jr.
"Yes senator, I boarded the rocket with my wife, all of my children, and several "nannies" and flew 400 lightyears to the Planet of the Tentacle Hentai Monsters, but we only stayed for an hour, and I made pretty sure that all of my children were with me when I left. It was a normal family vacation."
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"Yes senator, I boarded the rocket with my wife, all of my children, and several "nannies" and flew 400 lightyears to the Planet of the Tentacle Hentai Monsters, but we only stayed for an hour, and I made pretty sure that all of my children were with me when I left. It was a normal family vacation."
"On that day, mankind remembered... The fear of oppression under them, and the humiliation of being caged like birds."
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"On that day, mankind remembered... The fear of oppression under them, and the humiliation of being caged like birds."
Are we sure they weren't saying "Boo-ance"?
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Are we sure they weren't saying "Boo-ance"?
But with AI we can level the playing field so that no one has any.
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
But with AI we can level the playing field so that no one has any.
Injecting acid into your penis never seems to work out how you think it will.
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Injecting acid into your penis never seems to work out how you think it will.
Under these new rules ICE will no longer be able to wear masks!...
...umm...
...you know...
...unless they really want to.
...umm...
...you know...
...unless they really want to.
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Under these new rules ICE will no longer be able to wear masks!...
...umm...
...you know...
...unless they really want to.
...umm...
...you know...
...unless they really want to.
It's just too bad that he's the only option. The democrats simply don't have enough time to find...
*checks calendar
Oh...
*checks calendar
Oh...
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
It's just too bad that he's the only option. The democrats simply don't have enough time to find...
*checks calendar
Oh...
*checks calendar
Oh...
*a desperate person frantically digging around in a bushel full of putrid apples...
"I know I saw a good one in here somewhere..."
"I know I saw a good one in here somewhere..."
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
*a desperate person frantically digging around in a bushel full of putrid apples...
"I know I saw a good one in here somewhere..."
"I know I saw a good one in here somewhere..."
When will Oprah finally face justice?
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
When will Oprah finally face justice?
I was a little disturbed by the part where they all had to kiss that cow's anus, but Melania really went for it!
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I was a little disturbed by the part where they all had to kiss that cow's anus, but Melania really went for it!
Why would anyone want to see Saturn with a mullet?
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Why would anyone want to see Saturn with a mullet?
Depends on which guy we're talking about.
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Depends on which guy we're talking about.
Don't underestimate the importance of the C.H.U.D. demographic.
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Don't underestimate the importance of the C.H.U.D. demographic.
Not even kidding mine is "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Not even kidding mine is "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"
Fascism compatible with liberalism. Got it.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fascism compatible with liberalism. Got it.
One of the big reasons I mostly just watch Korean TV shows now is that almost all of them have 16 episodes or less, and tell a full story with a conclusion so you don't have to wait around for a year or more to see what happens next, or invest years into it only watch it become garbage in the end.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One of the big reasons I mostly just watch Korean TV shows now is that almost all of them have 16 episodes or less, and tell a full story with a conclusion so you don't have to wait around for a year or more to see what happens next, or invest years into it only watch it become garbage in the end.
"But what if farts were the new air fresheners?"
-Vox writer, 2025
-Vox writer, 2025
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"But what if farts were the new air fresheners?"
-Vox writer, 2025
-Vox writer, 2025
"Tom Shirley, you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Tom Shirley, you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."
"I am serious, and please keep calling me Shirley."