Lewis
@agentsmiz.bsky.social
Turning lemonade back into lemons since 1990. Video game enjoyer, denim jacket wearer and occasional wrestling watcher.
Nah, it wasn't trolling. It was pure appeasement for the thin skinned prick.
If it were trolling, they'd have given it a amusing acronym, like the Chief Unifying National Treasure award.
If it were trolling, they'd have given it a amusing acronym, like the Chief Unifying National Treasure award.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nah, it wasn't trolling. It was pure appeasement for the thin skinned prick.
If it were trolling, they'd have given it a amusing acronym, like the Chief Unifying National Treasure award.
If it were trolling, they'd have given it a amusing acronym, like the Chief Unifying National Treasure award.
*raises hand*
What about people who used to set their managers armchairs to ever-so-slightly different heights as a way to subetlet say "Fuck you!" to them?
What about people who used to set their managers armchairs to ever-so-slightly different heights as a way to subetlet say "Fuck you!" to them?
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*raises hand*
What about people who used to set their managers armchairs to ever-so-slightly different heights as a way to subetlet say "Fuck you!" to them?
What about people who used to set their managers armchairs to ever-so-slightly different heights as a way to subetlet say "Fuck you!" to them?
Annoyingly, the Christmas packs also included a collectors booster and that had relative bupkiss in it.
Borderless Agent Venom was the best thing I can remember.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone but 2025 owes me anyway. I'd have taken the mid range one.
Borderless Agent Venom was the best thing I can remember.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone but 2025 owes me anyway. I'd have taken the mid range one.
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Annoyingly, the Christmas packs also included a collectors booster and that had relative bupkiss in it.
Borderless Agent Venom was the best thing I can remember.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone but 2025 owes me anyway. I'd have taken the mid range one.
Borderless Agent Venom was the best thing I can remember.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone but 2025 owes me anyway. I'd have taken the mid range one.
Annoyingly, the Christmas packs also included a Spider-Man collectors pack and that did not live up to the hype.
I think it was a bordlerless Agent Venom.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone card but come on, 2025 has been a rough year. The mid range would have saved it.
I think it was a bordlerless Agent Venom.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone card but come on, 2025 has been a rough year. The mid range would have saved it.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Annoyingly, the Christmas packs also included a Spider-Man collectors pack and that did not live up to the hype.
I think it was a bordlerless Agent Venom.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone card but come on, 2025 has been a rough year. The mid range would have saved it.
I think it was a bordlerless Agent Venom.
I'm not asking for the megabucks Soul Stone card but come on, 2025 has been a rough year. The mid range would have saved it.
Annoyingly, and it's the same with some of the other alt arts I have, I don't have the base edition so in a way, I'd have preferred that first.
That's not me being ungrateful but cursing being too lucky.
That's not me being ungrateful but cursing being too lucky.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Annoyingly, and it's the same with some of the other alt arts I have, I don't have the base edition so in a way, I'd have preferred that first.
That's not me being ungrateful but cursing being too lucky.
That's not me being ungrateful but cursing being too lucky.
This remains one of your best and long lasting jokes.
At work today, two PCSOs turned up on a routine visit and the song played like 10 minutes after they went.
I was genuinely in a pissy mood for the rest of the shift that I didn't get a chance to make the joke.
At work today, two PCSOs turned up on a routine visit and the song played like 10 minutes after they went.
I was genuinely in a pissy mood for the rest of the shift that I didn't get a chance to make the joke.
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This remains one of your best and long lasting jokes.
At work today, two PCSOs turned up on a routine visit and the song played like 10 minutes after they went.
I was genuinely in a pissy mood for the rest of the shift that I didn't get a chance to make the joke.
At work today, two PCSOs turned up on a routine visit and the song played like 10 minutes after they went.
I was genuinely in a pissy mood for the rest of the shift that I didn't get a chance to make the joke.
Already thought you were a twat by the end of the first sentence. There was no need to keep going.
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Already thought you were a twat by the end of the first sentence. There was no need to keep going.
Way to trivialise child abuse.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Way to trivialise child abuse.
Annie was the first carriage, Clarabel was the second.
I hate my brain for immediately knowing that 30 ish years on.
I hate my brain for immediately knowing that 30 ish years on.
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Annie was the first carriage, Clarabel was the second.
I hate my brain for immediately knowing that 30 ish years on.
I hate my brain for immediately knowing that 30 ish years on.
At work today, I saw a family with a young kid who'd brought in the elf and that thing was being smacked into every shelf possible.
They're rebelling in their own way.
They're rebelling in their own way.
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At work today, I saw a family with a young kid who'd brought in the elf and that thing was being smacked into every shelf possible.
They're rebelling in their own way.
They're rebelling in their own way.
My Discord chat with mates has been filled with nothing but Jake Paul getting clattered memes for the last day and, honestly, it's the funniest it has ever been.
No disrespect meant to my friends but nothing they've ever put competes with stuff like this.
No disrespect meant to my friends but nothing they've ever put competes with stuff like this.
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My Discord chat with mates has been filled with nothing but Jake Paul getting clattered memes for the last day and, honestly, it's the funniest it has ever been.
No disrespect meant to my friends but nothing they've ever put competes with stuff like this.
No disrespect meant to my friends but nothing they've ever put competes with stuff like this.
Like, they're my guys. We've had a great many laughs over the years and such...
But this is just schadenfreude on another level.
But this is just schadenfreude on another level.
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Like, they're my guys. We've had a great many laughs over the years and such...
But this is just schadenfreude on another level.
But this is just schadenfreude on another level.
I hate the music of Madness but guess what? I don't actively listen to it.
The only person making you watch these videos is yourself.
The only person making you watch these videos is yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I hate the music of Madness but guess what? I don't actively listen to it.
The only person making you watch these videos is yourself.
The only person making you watch these videos is yourself.
If true, you're a cunt.
If false, you've got me irrationally angry over a lie, making you a cunt.
Ultimately, for getting wound up, t'is I who is the cunt.
If false, you've got me irrationally angry over a lie, making you a cunt.
Ultimately, for getting wound up, t'is I who is the cunt.
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If true, you're a cunt.
If false, you've got me irrationally angry over a lie, making you a cunt.
Ultimately, for getting wound up, t'is I who is the cunt.
If false, you've got me irrationally angry over a lie, making you a cunt.
Ultimately, for getting wound up, t'is I who is the cunt.
Although, all in all...
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Although, all in all...
FWIW, I would say I'm relatively low on the "in trouble" scale but, like most things in life, it's somehow funnier when it happens to me so it's getting more attention.
I'm probably massively overthinking it, as per usual.
I'm probably massively overthinking it, as per usual.
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
FWIW, I would say I'm relatively low on the "in trouble" scale but, like most things in life, it's somehow funnier when it happens to me so it's getting more attention.
I'm probably massively overthinking it, as per usual.
I'm probably massively overthinking it, as per usual.
If the free skin was Harry himself though, it would balance out XD
Nah, I get where you're coming from. Plus, looking up which present is which does spoil the fun of it somewhat.
Your initial plan of archiving is the best solution.
Nah, I get where you're coming from. Plus, looking up which present is which does spoil the fun of it somewhat.
Your initial plan of archiving is the best solution.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If the free skin was Harry himself though, it would balance out XD
Nah, I get where you're coming from. Plus, looking up which present is which does spoil the fun of it somewhat.
Your initial plan of archiving is the best solution.
Nah, I get where you're coming from. Plus, looking up which present is which does spoil the fun of it somewhat.
Your initial plan of archiving is the best solution.
If memory serves, the presents can be left unopened and it doesn't autoclaim them. If they're not opened by the end of Winterfest, they're gone.
Epic might/may have changed it but there's often guides as to which present is which right away so the Potter stuff can be avoided.
Epic might/may have changed it but there's often guides as to which present is which right away so the Potter stuff can be avoided.
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If memory serves, the presents can be left unopened and it doesn't autoclaim them. If they're not opened by the end of Winterfest, they're gone.
Epic might/may have changed it but there's often guides as to which present is which right away so the Potter stuff can be avoided.
Epic might/may have changed it but there's often guides as to which present is which right away so the Potter stuff can be avoided.
Yeah, because we need more shitty horror movies based off public domain characters...
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yeah, because we need more shitty horror movies based off public domain characters...