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Sausage party on the ice is pretty much every game anywa... Oh, "patty". Carry on.
(Incidentally, I saw that original post and thought it was funny, as I've had the same thought)
(Incidentally, I saw that original post and thought it was funny, as I've had the same thought)
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sausage party on the ice is pretty much every game anywa... Oh, "patty". Carry on.
(Incidentally, I saw that original post and thought it was funny, as I've had the same thought)
(Incidentally, I saw that original post and thought it was funny, as I've had the same thought)
Wow. I just checked out your profile. You have some serious talent. And yes, I agree that this would make a very nice tile. 😊
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Wow. I just checked out your profile. You have some serious talent. And yes, I agree that this would make a very nice tile. 😊
I agree, and those are the best auto-corrects ever!
I'm imagining that Ted Nugent video of him shooting wild boars from a helicopter...
Fucked up shit warning:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQee...
I'm imagining that Ted Nugent video of him shooting wild boars from a helicopter...
Fucked up shit warning:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQee...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I agree, and those are the best auto-corrects ever!
I'm imagining that Ted Nugent video of him shooting wild boars from a helicopter...
Fucked up shit warning:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQee...
I'm imagining that Ted Nugent video of him shooting wild boars from a helicopter...
Fucked up shit warning:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQee...
Is this in US House or Senate? Search is failing me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Is this in US House or Senate? Search is failing me.
MAGAt: "Oh but that's different!"
Rational person: "How?"
/MAGAt proceeds to make up noise about some bullshit manufactured crime statistics or something equally and painfully idiotic nonsense...
Rational person: "How?"
/MAGAt proceeds to make up noise about some bullshit manufactured crime statistics or something equally and painfully idiotic nonsense...
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
MAGAt: "Oh but that's different!"
Rational person: "How?"
/MAGAt proceeds to make up noise about some bullshit manufactured crime statistics or something equally and painfully idiotic nonsense...
Rational person: "How?"
/MAGAt proceeds to make up noise about some bullshit manufactured crime statistics or something equally and painfully idiotic nonsense...
His screen presence in Django was /dog horking noises/.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
His screen presence in Django was /dog horking noises/.
This comment deserves more than one heart. I've always thought the same. But he did nail the smarm in Pulp, only because he was likely reading in his real voice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This comment deserves more than one heart. I've always thought the same. But he did nail the smarm in Pulp, only because he was likely reading in his real voice.
/doing anything in Las Vegas
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
/doing anything in Las Vegas
Wow, didn't know that was a perk. Time to log in and check it out. Thanks for mentioning that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wow, didn't know that was a perk. Time to log in and check it out. Thanks for mentioning that.
Or a real credit card, as someone above (looks at you 😊) wisely recommended.
I'm almost hair-trigger on chargebacks these days. My wife got dicked by Sixt recently (paid in full, for no cars available for anyone), and had to chargeback because "fuck the customers"...
I'm almost hair-trigger on chargebacks these days. My wife got dicked by Sixt recently (paid in full, for no cars available for anyone), and had to chargeback because "fuck the customers"...
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Or a real credit card, as someone above (looks at you 😊) wisely recommended.
I'm almost hair-trigger on chargebacks these days. My wife got dicked by Sixt recently (paid in full, for no cars available for anyone), and had to chargeback because "fuck the customers"...
I'm almost hair-trigger on chargebacks these days. My wife got dicked by Sixt recently (paid in full, for no cars available for anyone), and had to chargeback because "fuck the customers"...
So, it's sounding like they just executed 3b on Halloween night to the tune of $29b, no? (I have no idea what I'm looking at here, but trying to learn...)
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So, it's sounding like they just executed 3b on Halloween night to the tune of $29b, no? (I have no idea what I'm looking at here, but trying to learn...)
Just tell HR that when you see a hole, you just start licking reflexively, doesn't make a difference if it's from Bavaria, or anywhere else. It's a medical condition, and legally they have to accommodate.
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just tell HR that when you see a hole, you just start licking reflexively, doesn't make a difference if it's from Bavaria, or anywhere else. It's a medical condition, and legally they have to accommodate.
Sun Tzu: "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."
-- Michael Scott
-- Michael Scott
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sun Tzu: "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."
-- Michael Scott
-- Michael Scott
"How do they hug their daughters" Usually as they grind on his lap, is what I've seen.
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October 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"How do they hug their daughters" Usually as they grind on his lap, is what I've seen.
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I don't know who you are, but by this one post alone I can tell that I like the cut of your gibbon. Followed.
September 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I don't know who you are, but by this one post alone I can tell that I like the cut of your gibbon. Followed.
Sweet selfie! 😍
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sweet selfie! 😍
Welcome to you thinking that being on the internet is carte blanche to be a raging hemorrhoid. Nice work on alienating those who agree with you.
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Welcome to you thinking that being on the internet is carte blanche to be a raging hemorrhoid. Nice work on alienating those who agree with you.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Talk about an unhinged response. Try decaf, and perhaps look into using your grownup feelings, should you possess any.
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Talk about an unhinged response. Try decaf, and perhaps look into using your grownup feelings, should you possess any.
Probably the only time that place is worth a shit.
August 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Probably the only time that place is worth a shit.
No no, you had it right the first time. 😂
That is, if he can get past the smell of spoiled mushrooms and McSharts. I guess it Depends...
That is, if he can get past the smell of spoiled mushrooms and McSharts. I guess it Depends...
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No no, you had it right the first time. 😂
That is, if he can get past the smell of spoiled mushrooms and McSharts. I guess it Depends...
That is, if he can get past the smell of spoiled mushrooms and McSharts. I guess it Depends...
Only if I can bring the Kentucky Jelly. Wire up a little scene and let the fun BEGIN!
August 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Only if I can bring the Kentucky Jelly. Wire up a little scene and let the fun BEGIN!