Treadmill Shrimp
@agentrock2021.bsky.social
Just an ambulatory arthropod, curating hopefully interesting information for the world.
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Of executive overreach and legal challenges. And a penguin, for some reason...
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Today In Trump January 26
Executive Overreach and Legal Challenges
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January 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Of executive overreach and legal challenges. And a penguin, for some reason...
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This Weekend In Trump Feature
In the face of the Alex Pretti shooting, what does the Trump administration really stand for, and what do you?
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In the face of the Alex Pretti shooting, what does the Trump administration really stand for, and what do you?
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This Weekend In Trump Featurette
What do you stand for?
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January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This Weekend In Trump Feature
In the face of the Alex Pretti shooting, what does the Trump administration really stand for, and what do you?
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In the face of the Alex Pretti shooting, what does the Trump administration really stand for, and what do you?
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A rare slow news day, with just some disruption of international policy and ongoing uncertainty. Just another day in the Trump era, really.
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Today In Trump: January 23
A rare slow news day in the Trump world
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January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
A rare slow news day, with just some disruption of international policy and ongoing uncertainty. Just another day in the Trump era, really.
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Truly monstrous.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Truly monstrous.
The day when NATO pulls a Neville Chamber and tries to appease Trump, and commemorating the pardoning of a man responsible for facilitating drug trafficking and suspected conspirator in multiple murders.
Today In Trump: January 21st
When Policy Meets Reality, and Often We All Lose
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January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The day when NATO pulls a Neville Chamber and tries to appease Trump, and commemorating the pardoning of a man responsible for facilitating drug trafficking and suspected conspirator in multiple murders.
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We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
Of inaugurations, provocations, and diplomacy via leaked text message.
January 20
Inaugurations, Pivot Points, and Leaked Tweets
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January 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Of inaugurations, provocations, and diplomacy via leaked text message.
An introductory post about my mission statement, and how I'll be cataloguing the various wacky misadventures, war crimes, crimes against humanity, or just crime crimes committed by our President and his administration.
A quick intro to "Today In Trump"
Why did I create TIT, and what is the point?
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January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
An introductory post about my mission statement, and how I'll be cataloguing the various wacky misadventures, war crimes, crimes against humanity, or just crime crimes committed by our President and his administration.