Jamie
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Even with a full basket you can bag it up in the same amount of time as it would take to but it back in the basket. Trolleys I can understand, but anyone complaining about baskets is whinging for the sake of it
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Even with a full basket you can bag it up in the same amount of time as it would take to but it back in the basket. Trolleys I can understand, but anyone complaining about baskets is whinging for the sake of it
How is putting your stuff back in a basket any quicker than putting it straight into a bag?
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How is putting your stuff back in a basket any quicker than putting it straight into a bag?
You're peeling from the wrong end
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You're peeling from the wrong end
Kitchen knives washed and dried by hand unless you have cheap crappy kitchen knives (in which case get yourself a decent knife)
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Kitchen knives washed and dried by hand unless you have cheap crappy kitchen knives (in which case get yourself a decent knife)
So we can all go to the southern hemisphere for 3 months and enjoy their summer?
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So we can all go to the southern hemisphere for 3 months and enjoy their summer?
See also: lorne sausage; haggis; and being able to pick up clootie dumpling in the sausage and bacon aisle too.
If I lived in Scotland I'd be the size of a whale
If I lived in Scotland I'd be the size of a whale
October 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
See also: lorne sausage; haggis; and being able to pick up clootie dumpling in the sausage and bacon aisle too.
If I lived in Scotland I'd be the size of a whale
If I lived in Scotland I'd be the size of a whale
The 'wine tasting' sign confused me for a second
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The 'wine tasting' sign confused me for a second
Why would you keep the rubbish one?
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why would you keep the rubbish one?
Put them on a sunny windowsill until ripe then stick them in the fridge, they'll last for ages
August 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Put them on a sunny windowsill until ripe then stick them in the fridge, they'll last for ages
I've seen it spelt 3 different ways on this thread but yours is definitely the best 👌
August 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I've seen it spelt 3 different ways on this thread but yours is definitely the best 👌
This is Fesshole. Anon Opin is down the corridor, second on the right
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is Fesshole. Anon Opin is down the corridor, second on the right
The original Sarlacc in RotJ was quietly terrifying but the CGI version is just ludicrous; it looks like the plant from the Little Shop of Horrors. I always expect it break into song...
May 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The original Sarlacc in RotJ was quietly terrifying but the CGI version is just ludicrous; it looks like the plant from the Little Shop of Horrors. I always expect it break into song...
The poor bloke probably thinks you're shagging his wife now
May 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The poor bloke probably thinks you're shagging his wife now
There's only one lake in the Lake District (and this isn't it)
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There's only one lake in the Lake District (and this isn't it)
But on the plus side, I haven't heard anyone pronounce it mem-ay for a number of years now
April 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But on the plus side, I haven't heard anyone pronounce it mem-ay for a number of years now
...push pineapple, shake the tree 🎶🎵
April 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
...push pineapple, shake the tree 🎶🎵
Of the two you can choose from, you pick GMT? You're insane
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Of the two you can choose from, you pick GMT? You're insane
It's worth scrolling down just to be able to read this sentence
March 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's worth scrolling down just to be able to read this sentence