Behold, the yassified snowman.

This is just a place where I complain about snow now. Pictured: my half cleared driveway and the sky that was almost perfectly clear 30 mins ago.

Narration by Jake.

Hard to tell from the photos, but those snow paths we shoveled out are about three feet deep.

Is this real winter yet?

Off my nuts, bird. Also, weren't you dead?

Breaking: newly installed FBI and DNI leaders state the war in Ba Sing Se is a liberal hoax. But if it is real, we're winning it and it's good for our country. But if we're not winning it, it's the fault of DEI. And that our President is actually very good friends with the Avatar.

A major mistake that keeps getting made is looking at the people who are saying "Immigrants are stealing our jobs," or "Immigrants are causing crime," and pretending along with them that the thing they care about are the words jobs or crime in those statements.

Is my body constantly in a state of rebellion? Yes. Is the world getting bad and worse in a way that can be measured hourly? Also yes. But can I make a pretty roast?

Hell yes.

Who just got finished shoveling and clearing off the car?

This guy.

I've heard about social media and sales algorithms figuring out people are gay or bi or trans before the person in question does, and that's cool and all but Amazon and Etsy hitting me with dresses and women's leggings ads is giving me a mild panic now.

Today we learned that the formation where a monk and a barbarian flank a caster is called A Dick Twist. Good stuff.

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

Well. Here we are.