Agent B / V.Tempus
@agentbishie.bsky.social
Neurospicy Elder Millenial. Science nerd. Halloween everyday. Published author someday- sooner rather than later if I can stop hyperfixating on new shinies. 🫠
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I have concept title, alias, cover art, and a heavily researched setting, backstories, and personalities for all 15+ characters...
"How's your progress on the actual book?"
Okay, listen...
"How's your progress on the actual book?"
Okay, listen...
Anybody ever skip their ADHD meds because the meds do such a good job regulating your system so you lose the need to drink coffee to stay slightly balanced but the new holiday spice coffee is SO GOOD so you avoid the drugs BECAUSE the desire to drink more of it becomes the priority?
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anybody ever skip their ADHD meds because the meds do such a good job regulating your system so you lose the need to drink coffee to stay slightly balanced but the new holiday spice coffee is SO GOOD so you avoid the drugs BECAUSE the desire to drink more of it becomes the priority?
*Watches mid-season #StrangerThings finale.*
"Wow! A feeling of hope and warm fuzzies! How rare for a mid-season show."
*Immediately watches episode 5 of #TheMightyNein.*
Oh... Oh no... I messed up this order BAD!
"Wow! A feeling of hope and warm fuzzies! How rare for a mid-season show."
*Immediately watches episode 5 of #TheMightyNein.*
Oh... Oh no... I messed up this order BAD!
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*Watches mid-season #StrangerThings finale.*
"Wow! A feeling of hope and warm fuzzies! How rare for a mid-season show."
*Immediately watches episode 5 of #TheMightyNein.*
Oh... Oh no... I messed up this order BAD!
"Wow! A feeling of hope and warm fuzzies! How rare for a mid-season show."
*Immediately watches episode 5 of #TheMightyNein.*
Oh... Oh no... I messed up this order BAD!
Kid 1: Dad, why are you doing sit ups?
Me: For the sick abbs
Kid 1: Ew. But you're in your 40s.
Kid 2: Abby Saja was over 300 years old
Kid 1: Oh yeah! I guess it's fine then.
*sigh*
#kpopdemonhunters
Me: For the sick abbs
Kid 1: Ew. But you're in your 40s.
Kid 2: Abby Saja was over 300 years old
Kid 1: Oh yeah! I guess it's fine then.
*sigh*
#kpopdemonhunters
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kid 1: Dad, why are you doing sit ups?
Me: For the sick abbs
Kid 1: Ew. But you're in your 40s.
Kid 2: Abby Saja was over 300 years old
Kid 1: Oh yeah! I guess it's fine then.
*sigh*
#kpopdemonhunters
Me: For the sick abbs
Kid 1: Ew. But you're in your 40s.
Kid 2: Abby Saja was over 300 years old
Kid 1: Oh yeah! I guess it's fine then.
*sigh*
#kpopdemonhunters
When you see chard in the store, do you yell "CHARd" in a high pitched voice in reference to the classic Gundam commercial eyecatch of the 80s, or in a high pitched voice in reference to the season 1 Pokémon charmander episode of the 90s? #anime #important #chard
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When you see chard in the store, do you yell "CHARd" in a high pitched voice in reference to the classic Gundam commercial eyecatch of the 80s, or in a high pitched voice in reference to the season 1 Pokémon charmander episode of the 90s? #anime #important #chard
Went to a wedding with a demon summoning circle. My youngest, as a demon, needed to jump inside. #kpopdemonhunters #hallowedding #bestwedding
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Went to a wedding with a demon summoning circle. My youngest, as a demon, needed to jump inside. #kpopdemonhunters #hallowedding #bestwedding
I have a few thousand words in post-book short stories about my characters. One might assume that means I finished the actual novel! This would be false.
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I have a few thousand words in post-book short stories about my characters. One might assume that means I finished the actual novel! This would be false.
It says a LOT about how I express myself with my friends when I attend my game night meetup dressed as Kingdom Hearts Riku and no one realized I was in costume.
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It says a LOT about how I express myself with my friends when I attend my game night meetup dressed as Kingdom Hearts Riku and no one realized I was in costume.
I introduced my youngest to Disney's "Zombies." The main female lead is a cheerleader. Youngest then became obsessed with cheerleading. Yada yada yada, I now spent my Friday evening at a school football game.
I made a terrible mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I introduced my youngest to Disney's "Zombies." The main female lead is a cheerleader. Youngest then became obsessed with cheerleading. Yada yada yada, I now spent my Friday evening at a school football game.
I made a terrible mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.
I just realized I make a habit of lifting the coffee pot when I get home, the weight of it giving me an idea of how calming or stressful the day was for my Roëmænce Partnær. It's a pretty accurate tool!
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just realized I make a habit of lifting the coffee pot when I get home, the weight of it giving me an idea of how calming or stressful the day was for my Roëmænce Partnær. It's a pretty accurate tool!
100% this was the artist! For anytime I need full Vash fulfillment. Which is, let me be clear, ALL times. <3 <3 <3
Oh it's @stefmasc.bsky.social !!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
100% this was the artist! For anytime I need full Vash fulfillment. Which is, let me be clear, ALL times. <3 <3 <3
Sometimes I remember I'm an adult and I invest in some fine art to make the house classy. Other times I invest in even FINER arts because it's my house and I do what I want! (I will track down the artist, because they deserve to be recognized)
September 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sometimes I remember I'm an adult and I invest in some fine art to make the house classy. Other times I invest in even FINER arts because it's my house and I do what I want! (I will track down the artist, because they deserve to be recognized)
Just finished writing a chapter in which a real bastard got what was coming to them. Great progress. Anyways... what's new today, internet?
September 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just finished writing a chapter in which a real bastard got what was coming to them. Great progress. Anyways... what's new today, internet?
I get that autism is a spectrum, but I asked my son what fork he wanted for his meal and he said "I don't care. A fork is a fork," And now I'm all suspicious of the last decade of autistic behaviors. #HowDoesOneNotHaveAFavoriteFork #OrSpoon #DoesNotCompute #MongoIsAppalled
fry from futurama is shown in a close up
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September 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I get that autism is a spectrum, but I asked my son what fork he wanted for his meal and he said "I don't care. A fork is a fork," And now I'm all suspicious of the last decade of autistic behaviors. #HowDoesOneNotHaveAFavoriteFork #OrSpoon #DoesNotCompute #MongoIsAppalled
My youngest child just asked all of us which type of dog was our favorite. I responded "Updog." AND THEY WALKED RIGHT INTO THE REST OF IT. #Gloriousday
September 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My youngest child just asked all of us which type of dog was our favorite. I responded "Updog." AND THEY WALKED RIGHT INTO THE REST OF IT. #Gloriousday
Some event coordinator has the sickest sense of humor to host #Flamecon, a beautiful and unapologetic PRIDE event, AND schedule some kinda biker cop meetup at the same hotel. Tense vibes in THAT elevator.
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Some event coordinator has the sickest sense of humor to host #Flamecon, a beautiful and unapologetic PRIDE event, AND schedule some kinda biker cop meetup at the same hotel. Tense vibes in THAT elevator.
Representing #DungeonCrawlerCarl at #Flamecon this year. You will not break me!
August 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Representing #DungeonCrawlerCarl at #Flamecon this year. You will not break me!
*8 year old wakes me up @ 6:10* "Dad, you said we would play D&D at 6:00."
Me: "6:00 PM"
Child: "Oh. I guess you can go back to sleep."
Me: "6:00 PM"
Child: "Oh. I guess you can go back to sleep."
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
*8 year old wakes me up @ 6:10* "Dad, you said we would play D&D at 6:00."
Me: "6:00 PM"
Child: "Oh. I guess you can go back to sleep."
Me: "6:00 PM"
Child: "Oh. I guess you can go back to sleep."
There are several big moments in life that never emotionally resonated with me as they do with most people; HOWEVER, I have never not teared up every single day for a month when listening to "What it Sounds Like" from #kpopdemonhunters! #IAmEmotionallyCompromised
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There are several big moments in life that never emotionally resonated with me as they do with most people; HOWEVER, I have never not teared up every single day for a month when listening to "What it Sounds Like" from #kpopdemonhunters! #IAmEmotionallyCompromised
Kids: Give us a drawing challenge!
Me: Fine. Draw a picture of a creature who can rival Godzilla.
*doodles*
10 year old: This is Godzilla's ex-wife. She was more popular than him and hates that he's poor.
8 year old: This is Godzilla's old middleschool bully. He's just as big, but also carries guns.
Me: Fine. Draw a picture of a creature who can rival Godzilla.
*doodles*
10 year old: This is Godzilla's ex-wife. She was more popular than him and hates that he's poor.
8 year old: This is Godzilla's old middleschool bully. He's just as big, but also carries guns.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Kids: Give us a drawing challenge!
Me: Fine. Draw a picture of a creature who can rival Godzilla.
*doodles*
10 year old: This is Godzilla's ex-wife. She was more popular than him and hates that he's poor.
8 year old: This is Godzilla's old middleschool bully. He's just as big, but also carries guns.
Me: Fine. Draw a picture of a creature who can rival Godzilla.
*doodles*
10 year old: This is Godzilla's ex-wife. She was more popular than him and hates that he's poor.
8 year old: This is Godzilla's old middleschool bully. He's just as big, but also carries guns.
Me: How old is your cousin now?
Son: Almost 3 months. They were born April 30th. We were playing Super Smash brothers when we got the call. I was Mario and you were Sora. I was sad at first because I haven't played a Mario for one whole month.
This counts as an autism diagnosis, correct?
Son: Almost 3 months. They were born April 30th. We were playing Super Smash brothers when we got the call. I was Mario and you were Sora. I was sad at first because I haven't played a Mario for one whole month.
This counts as an autism diagnosis, correct?
July 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me: How old is your cousin now?
Son: Almost 3 months. They were born April 30th. We were playing Super Smash brothers when we got the call. I was Mario and you were Sora. I was sad at first because I haven't played a Mario for one whole month.
This counts as an autism diagnosis, correct?
Son: Almost 3 months. They were born April 30th. We were playing Super Smash brothers when we got the call. I was Mario and you were Sora. I was sad at first because I haven't played a Mario for one whole month.
This counts as an autism diagnosis, correct?
Overheard a convo of two apparent aquaintances meeting up. Person A: "Are you still birding?" Person B: "Not really. I only got into birding for the socializing."
WHAT?
WHAT?
July 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Overheard a convo of two apparent aquaintances meeting up. Person A: "Are you still birding?" Person B: "Not really. I only got into birding for the socializing."
WHAT?
WHAT?
Watched a taekwondo demo to the music of #KpopDemonhunters, and I'm SO angry at my 1990's instructor for dropping the ball on this
July 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watched a taekwondo demo to the music of #KpopDemonhunters, and I'm SO angry at my 1990's instructor for dropping the ball on this
Universe just gave me another *subtle* reminder to write faster if I don't wish to leave something unfinished. Tis but a scare, but still sucks.
July 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Universe just gave me another *subtle* reminder to write faster if I don't wish to leave something unfinished. Tis but a scare, but still sucks.
You cannot say "Ooh, I like this thing, but I probably shouldn't..." followed by "Ok, I'm going to leave you alone in the store now" and NOT expect me to be all "I got you the thing!" #DisneyworldProblems
July 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You cannot say "Ooh, I like this thing, but I probably shouldn't..." followed by "Ok, I'm going to leave you alone in the store now" and NOT expect me to be all "I got you the thing!" #DisneyworldProblems