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AnnK
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Yeah- it's that girl
I make art, play games & write about them in my Dank Zine
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fyi- it was an avocado, prosciutto and Havarti pimento sandwich. so a LOT of effort was put into making this sandwich. Hell, I remember the sandwich more than most of this movie that my core memory IS the sandwich followed by the movie I needed a break from to go make it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i think i got up at that point to make a snack and came back to see him jamming on the DJ Hero console and feeling like that was needlessly long because I made a major sandwich. I could hear the entire thing going when I was making that sandwich and was all "yup- making a big sandwich...."
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
it felt like the director (or someobody- producers can do this too) was trying to show off too many things. Like the night club scene- it felt like they kept going for smoke breaks, getting a funny idea, rolling with it. Someone is all "we CANT cut the girls screaming- im trying to date one of them"
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
we're on the same wavelength algorithm and i kinda like it when that happens :3
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
oh yeah- It had a high "this feels like a scene in Policenauts" moment with the train stuff and then later with the bomb and wow did it make me only want to play Policenauts again.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Like if you going to go full out stupid in a movie at least give us what we want- huge fire and explosions and BOOM! Not "dang- where did he go??"

I give this movie 3 Face Off's out of 5. Its stupid good fun and something you have to see.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There's also this chase scene where a tanker is blocking the highway and you KNOW its going to go BOOM- and you wait and you wait and you wait and it never happens like they decided last minute to not do the one thing that could have saved the dumb chase scene which is a huge BOOM
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
so Russell's character regens with nano machines by absorbing glass- and its like not unknown, its how Denzel tracks him.... and yes, he kills him by pushing him into a pile of glass windows.... why not push him into something NOT glass?
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A key plot point comes in where Russell's character wants to fight Denzel's character because "he's his gamer" and if they just ran with THAT for the whole movie it prob would have been better and we'd save time not having to write a part for his wife and kid- i'm still confused on that bit...
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Then you have Denzel playing 3 different characters but are all one guy- it gets confusing. Like is he a cop? Is he a criminal? Whatever- he's opressed and we never explore it- just remember he's got a metal arm that we show and never really do much with it
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The ending assaults you like you're being busted for graffiti and the cops are taking turns holding phone books against you while they punch. Hey- THATS what it felt like: all the pain, no trophy scars to run with.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My thoughts:
Man, this was stupid- This had a good idea that blended sci-fi tech into a fun action movie, but it suffered in so many ways. Script needed a huge edit, actors just phoning in emotional scenes while others ate the scenery- bloody good stupid fun.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
there is a China movie- I haven't seen that one either. Looks as if I have some work to do
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The JP release has him with the tie and Barkley- yo does anyone remember Barkley? The proto Snuffy??
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM