Battle Beast
@agent00it.bsky.social
Some in, but mostly out of context quotes, as well as inebriated thoughts from multiple sources and interactions I experience on the daily that have unfortunately stuck with me.
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18+ Account - Minors DNI.
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Battle Beast
@agent00it.bsky.social
· Jan 8
"Is this a 12 am suicide or a 9 am suicide? Cuz those are very different vibes." - 7/03/22
"I'm here to skeet you!"
"No!"
"You've been SKEETED!"
"You've been SKOTE!"
"No!"
"You've been SKEETED!"
"You've been SKOTE!"
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"I'm here to skeet you!"
"No!"
"You've been SKEETED!"
"You've been SKOTE!"
"No!"
"You've been SKEETED!"
"You've been SKOTE!"
"Are you wetting them?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Are you wetting them?"
"It's not gizzard hour yet."
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"It's not gizzard hour yet."
"Aw, I can't get my big meaty claws in there...who the fuck do I think I am?"
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"Aw, I can't get my big meaty claws in there...who the fuck do I think I am?"
"9/11 is as 9/11 does."
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"9/11 is as 9/11 does."
"18/22. Double 9/11."
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"18/22. Double 9/11."
"I only know what day it is because it's the last day of Toyotathon."
"Do you...have your eye on a new truck?"
"No. I'm just gay, so I only speak in memes."
"Do you...have your eye on a new truck?"
"No. I'm just gay, so I only speak in memes."
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"I only know what day it is because it's the last day of Toyotathon."
"Do you...have your eye on a new truck?"
"No. I'm just gay, so I only speak in memes."
"Do you...have your eye on a new truck?"
"No. I'm just gay, so I only speak in memes."
"Can I shotgun your peepee?"
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"Can I shotgun your peepee?"
"Should I be a bro and let him lick my fingers?"
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"Should I be a bro and let him lick my fingers?"
"I'm always thinking about unlimited chicken."
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"I'm always thinking about unlimited chicken."
"I put my Tinky-Winky in your Dipsy."
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"I put my Tinky-Winky in your Dipsy."
"Isn't living as a woman just God's camel toe?"
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Isn't living as a woman just God's camel toe?"
"You thought Al Pacino was Steve from Blue's Clues!?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"You thought Al Pacino was Steve from Blue's Clues!?"
"Panic! At the Costco."
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Panic! At the Costco."
"She's polishing my toes like a bowling ball."
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"She's polishing my toes like a bowling ball."
"Speak of Big Cranky, and he will appear."
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Speak of Big Cranky, and he will appear."
"There's too many sphincters in this place."
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"There's too many sphincters in this place."
"You'll let my penis steep."
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"You'll let my penis steep."
"I wanna die a little bit. No homo."
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"I wanna die a little bit. No homo."
"I finally understand it. Your dad is a horse. Well, he's not a GOOD horse"
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"I finally understand it. Your dad is a horse. Well, he's not a GOOD horse"
"I thought you were trying to twerk."
"I thought you were shitting."
"No, I was just around the worldin' my phone and making Dr. Zoidburg noises."
"I thought you were shitting."
"No, I was just around the worldin' my phone and making Dr. Zoidburg noises."
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"I thought you were trying to twerk."
"I thought you were shitting."
"No, I was just around the worldin' my phone and making Dr. Zoidburg noises."
"I thought you were shitting."
"No, I was just around the worldin' my phone and making Dr. Zoidburg noises."
"Those chairs are obviously meant to be shitted in."
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Those chairs are obviously meant to be shitted in."
"What is your sex mantra?"
"Water's not lube."
"Water's not lube."
October 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"What is your sex mantra?"
"Water's not lube."
"Water's not lube."