Agent Orange
@agent-orange.bsky.social
Pompey. Rangers. Formerly known as pompeygers. That's it folks.
I've ordered a full set of tools for the Henry hoover for the missus for Xmas. She will love it. 👀
December 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I've ordered a full set of tools for the Henry hoover for the missus for Xmas. She will love it. 👀
It's that time of the year when I always remember my mate Tma the dyslexic alcoholic who choked to death on his own vimto. Rest easy pal.
December 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
It's that time of the year when I always remember my mate Tma the dyslexic alcoholic who choked to death on his own vimto. Rest easy pal.
It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas. And I'm drinking HSB.
It's not as nice as horndean brewed, but still my fav brew.
It's not as nice as horndean brewed, but still my fav brew.
December 14, 2024 at 5:42 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas. And I'm drinking HSB.
It's not as nice as horndean brewed, but still my fav brew.
It's not as nice as horndean brewed, but still my fav brew.
I've just had a Fullers HSB. It was tasty but nothing like Gales HSB.
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I've just had a Fullers HSB. It was tasty but nothing like Gales HSB.
Is anyone sending Xmas cards this year?
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Is anyone sending Xmas cards this year?
The missus isn't very well so I said don't worry about dinner tonight I'll get it. Quick dash to Sainsbury's for a couple of ready meals! Sorted.
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
The missus isn't very well so I said don't worry about dinner tonight I'll get it. Quick dash to Sainsbury's for a couple of ready meals! Sorted.
I've got a confession to make. I started playing Xmas music this arvo.
My missus made me do it. Honest guv.
My missus made me do it. Honest guv.
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I've got a confession to make. I started playing Xmas music this arvo.
My missus made me do it. Honest guv.
My missus made me do it. Honest guv.
I'm not a people person.
I love dogs. All dogs.
I love dogs. All dogs.
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I'm not a people person.
I love dogs. All dogs.
I love dogs. All dogs.
Gammon steak and cauliflower cheese tonight. Comfort food.
November 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Gammon steak and cauliflower cheese tonight. Comfort food.
Keir Starmer.
Neville Chamberlain.
Donald Trump.
Adolf Putin.
Can you see a pattern?
Neville Chamberlain.
Donald Trump.
Adolf Putin.
Can you see a pattern?
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Keir Starmer.
Neville Chamberlain.
Donald Trump.
Adolf Putin.
Can you see a pattern?
Neville Chamberlain.
Donald Trump.
Adolf Putin.
Can you see a pattern?
Dogs or humans?
Simple question.
Simple question.
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Dogs or humans?
Simple question.
Simple question.
The missus just asked me to put the heating on. I said "how many pairs of gloves have you got on"?
Every penny's a prisoner.
Every penny's a prisoner.
November 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
The missus just asked me to put the heating on. I said "how many pairs of gloves have you got on"?
Every penny's a prisoner.
Every penny's a prisoner.
I've been tidying up my phone and when I went through my contacts list there are 15 people who I've got no idea who they are or why they are on my list! Is it an age thing?
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I've been tidying up my phone and when I went through my contacts list there are 15 people who I've got no idea who they are or why they are on my list! Is it an age thing?
I'm hearing the voices in my head again. 👀
Bloody good these hearing aids.
Bloody good these hearing aids.
November 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I'm hearing the voices in my head again. 👀
Bloody good these hearing aids.
Bloody good these hearing aids.
I'm nearly famous. My eyesight has gone, I've got strong varifocals. My hearing has gone, I've got super strength deaf aids. I just need to lose my voice and I'm the Pinball Wizard!
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I'm nearly famous. My eyesight has gone, I've got strong varifocals. My hearing has gone, I've got super strength deaf aids. I just need to lose my voice and I'm the Pinball Wizard!