Agatha Harkness’s Simp™︎
@agathaharknesssimp.bsky.social
Totally not obsessed with Kathryn Hahn & Aubrey Plaza. Huge gamer girl. Family Circle is small but I like it that way. Looking for friends. LGBTQ+ safe zone. Oh did I not mention I’m a Lesbian 🏳️🌈🌈
Never have I been so fucking happy about finding this shiny fucking rainbow gun 😊
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Never have I been so fucking happy about finding this shiny fucking rainbow gun 😊
Also bless this person for making this edit with that sound! 😮💨
February 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Also bless this person for making this edit with that sound! 😮💨
I’m sorry but Kathryn in this moment was extremely fruity as hell and I love her for it
January 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m sorry but Kathryn in this moment was extremely fruity as hell and I love her for it
Me everyday to be honest
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me everyday to be honest
Listen Marvel if you ever announce Season 2 of Agatha All Along you better make it a thing for Agatha Harkness to be wearing glasses in every moment of every episode. Thank you! 😮💨
*Photo credit: EmilyAllAlong via X
*Photo credit: EmilyAllAlong via X
January 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Listen Marvel if you ever announce Season 2 of Agatha All Along you better make it a thing for Agatha Harkness to be wearing glasses in every moment of every episode. Thank you! 😮💨
*Photo credit: EmilyAllAlong via X
*Photo credit: EmilyAllAlong via X
*COUGH COUGH*
It is currently 1:20am. Is there any way I can schedule an early “appears in your room” cause like I really wouldn’t mind it. In fact I kinda want it to happen…please! I’m very desperate 😭
It is currently 1:20am. Is there any way I can schedule an early “appears in your room” cause like I really wouldn’t mind it. In fact I kinda want it to happen…please! I’m very desperate 😭
January 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
*COUGH COUGH*
It is currently 1:20am. Is there any way I can schedule an early “appears in your room” cause like I really wouldn’t mind it. In fact I kinda want it to happen…please! I’m very desperate 😭
It is currently 1:20am. Is there any way I can schedule an early “appears in your room” cause like I really wouldn’t mind it. In fact I kinda want it to happen…please! I’m very desperate 😭
Two legit questions I have:
1.) where does one get this flag cause my room NEEDS IT.
2.) I lied I need it. For science purposes duh
1.) where does one get this flag cause my room NEEDS IT.
2.) I lied I need it. For science purposes duh
January 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Two legit questions I have:
1.) where does one get this flag cause my room NEEDS IT.
2.) I lied I need it. For science purposes duh
1.) where does one get this flag cause my room NEEDS IT.
2.) I lied I need it. For science purposes duh
The only man I’ll never ever stop loving 🫠
January 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The only man I’ll never ever stop loving 🫠
Me when I hear my dentist loves Agatha all along and we gossip like besties during my appointment. Can’t say this was on my 2025 bingo sheet but I’m sure as hell ain’t mad about it either
January 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me when I hear my dentist loves Agatha all along and we gossip like besties during my appointment. Can’t say this was on my 2025 bingo sheet but I’m sure as hell ain’t mad about it either
Save a horse ride a cowboy? Ok sign me up 😭
January 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Save a horse ride a cowboy? Ok sign me up 😭
When she does this gay ass stance it sends my gay ass into orbit cause this pose alone would make me join her coven, help her murder innocent witches…ANNND then help her dispose of them and project her at all costs. That’s what this pose does to me
January 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When she does this gay ass stance it sends my gay ass into orbit cause this pose alone would make me join her coven, help her murder innocent witches…ANNND then help her dispose of them and project her at all costs. That’s what this pose does to me
Mhmm I’m unwell rn and I blame Agatha’s arm muscle. That magical magnificent majestic marvelous mindful arm muscle. God I’m gay Jesus Christ! Also Im not sorry about it either 🤷🏽♀️
January 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mhmm I’m unwell rn and I blame Agatha’s arm muscle. That magical magnificent majestic marvelous mindful arm muscle. God I’m gay Jesus Christ! Also Im not sorry about it either 🤷🏽♀️
Not a single thought in my mind but these hands right now and they’d make a really nice necklace just sayin’ 🫠
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not a single thought in my mind but these hands right now and they’d make a really nice necklace just sayin’ 🫠
Man-Spreading Agatha Harkness you are so LOVED by me it’s insane. Like I need this framed…in my house…on my wall…definitely in my bedroom…close by me so I can see it every day and night 😭
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Man-Spreading Agatha Harkness you are so LOVED by me it’s insane. Like I need this framed…in my house…on my wall…definitely in my bedroom…close by me so I can see it every day and night 😭
Months later and I’m still here 🥲
January 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Months later and I’m still here 🥲
Someone please save my pookie from this state of panic and torment whenever she talks about aaa S2 😭
January 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Someone please save my pookie from this state of panic and torment whenever she talks about aaa S2 😭
Marvel do us (the fandom) and Kathryn a favor and just announce our season 2 already! You’re stressing us and Kathryn out. Look girlie is too stressed in these pics 😭😭😭😭
January 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Marvel do us (the fandom) and Kathryn a favor and just announce our season 2 already! You’re stressing us and Kathryn out. Look girlie is too stressed in these pics 😭😭😭😭
Legit question but umm is Kathryn Marie Hahn accepting marriage proposals? How about adopting a full grown adult as her own play thing? I’m asking for a friend… it’s for science I swear 😭
January 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Legit question but umm is Kathryn Marie Hahn accepting marriage proposals? How about adopting a full grown adult as her own play thing? I’m asking for a friend… it’s for science I swear 😭
*Forgets how to human* listen listen listen! when I tell you that I want no I NEED these two in a movie or a show idc what it’s about just put them in a project together! Please…for me I’m begging here 😭
January 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
*Forgets how to human* listen listen listen! when I tell you that I want no I NEED these two in a movie or a show idc what it’s about just put them in a project together! Please…for me I’m begging here 😭
We come back from vacation on the 3rd. Since then my baby has been like this. I think she’s still mad about Hell-cation cause I know damn well she isn’t cold cause the house is warm 😂
January 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We come back from vacation on the 3rd. Since then my baby has been like this. I think she’s still mad about Hell-cation cause I know damn well she isn’t cold cause the house is warm 😂
This is soo me too
January 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This is soo me too
I’m totally gonna be that person who melts over Agatha’s hair and you know what I can’t be the only one. I mean look at it…LOOK AT HER HAIR 😩
January 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m totally gonna be that person who melts over Agatha’s hair and you know what I can’t be the only one. I mean look at it…LOOK AT HER HAIR 😩
I had to skip cause I’m late but if you start watching episode 8 of agatha all along at exactly 11:22:43 PM of december 31st, your 2025 will start with agathario kiss. Side note pause at 18 sec to save Agatha 😭
January 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I had to skip cause I’m late but if you start watching episode 8 of agatha all along at exactly 11:22:43 PM of december 31st, your 2025 will start with agathario kiss. Side note pause at 18 sec to save Agatha 😭
Well what can I say? Same Rio same. Everyone loves Agatha fucking Harkness and everyone certainly wants to fuck Agatha Harkness too 🤷🏽♀️
December 31, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Well what can I say? Same Rio same. Everyone loves Agatha fucking Harkness and everyone certainly wants to fuck Agatha Harkness too 🤷🏽♀️
The 'AGATHA ALL ALONG' trailer is listed as Season 1 on Disney+ instead of limited series… hmmm me thinks we’re getting that S2 very soon 👏🏾
December 31, 2024 at 7:16 AM
The 'AGATHA ALL ALONG' trailer is listed as Season 1 on Disney+ instead of limited series… hmmm me thinks we’re getting that S2 very soon 👏🏾