Amanda Gareis
agareis.bsky.social
Amanda Gareis
@agareis.bsky.social
Folklore ponderer. German Shepherd botherer. Maker of many useless and beautiful things. Aspiring messenger of wonder.
It's so long since I actually said anything on social media...anything that wasn't marketing, anyway. For the last few years (?) I've mostly fostered the art of meme curation (which I will always love) but I realise I've fallen out of the habit of having my own real thoughts out loud.
April 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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What they call pedants (people who can’t resist correcting you’re spelling and grammer) in five different countries….

5. Comma fucker (Finland)
4. Little dot shitter (Switzerland)
3. Whittler of woodchips (Norway)
2. Counter of peas (Germany)
1. Sodomizer of flies (France)
April 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM