I spent a good hour today trying to get a fly out of my opffice, and then another 2 hours trying to figure out how it got past my insect netting. Crafty bugger

on a scale of 1 - 86, she's about a 24

This is what all relationships strive to be. I wish I could find the same XD

adding to fun, another player was playing a grave cleric, so if the barbarian was almost dead, they would knock him unconscious to get better healing

In my group, the best characters are the ones that are fun, not just for the player but for everyone!

Example, a guy in a campaign I DM'd played a bear totem tortle barbarian with 3 INT. He played it as the dumb barb it was, but with hilarious consequences so we always had a fun time

So my broom thinks I should quit drinking, and my Mop thinks the broom is a narc... 2/2

My Old barbarian character had an adamantine Ram. Ludicrously expensive, amusingly impractical, but it was always on his person.

This is quite urgent.
I haven't had work since May and am running low on money. I need to be able to make rent and pay my bills. I am stressed and I am tired and I need to make ends meet.

Hi. I'm Ryan, a huge nerd / dnd enthusiast / model painter / gamer from southern England. I have also played a pyrophiliac sorcerer so I understand how fun they are.