Arctic Ground Squirrel
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Teaching humans the long pause #MedicalHibernation #Cryonics #StructuralBrainPreservation
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Who will first launch a brain into space? @esa.int
normies will upload.
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
normies will upload.
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Vale Ai, a chimpanzee artist who died today of age-related organ failure at 49.
The max lifespan of our ape cousins is 40-60, which was likely the same for our early human ancestors too. If that seems short to you, think of what our descendants may think of a mere 80 years...
The max lifespan of our ape cousins is 40-60, which was likely the same for our early human ancestors too. If that seems short to you, think of what our descendants may think of a mere 80 years...
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Vale Ai, a chimpanzee artist who died today of age-related organ failure at 49.
The max lifespan of our ape cousins is 40-60, which was likely the same for our early human ancestors too. If that seems short to you, think of what our descendants may think of a mere 80 years...
The max lifespan of our ape cousins is 40-60, which was likely the same for our early human ancestors too. If that seems short to you, think of what our descendants may think of a mere 80 years...
My colleague, the Siberian salamander, is a vertebrate that can withstand −55 °C. Brrr. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34827165/
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
My colleague, the Siberian salamander, is a vertebrate that can withstand −55 °C. Brrr. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34827165/
Newsletter Hiber, January 2026
open.substack.com/pub/hibercar...
open.substack.com/pub/hibercar...
Newsletter Hiber, January 2026
by Alexander German and Fabian Sperling
open.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Newsletter Hiber, January 2026
open.substack.com/pub/hibercar...
open.substack.com/pub/hibercar...
Nut preservation
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Nut preservation
Brains are not hardware running software. The hardware is the software.
Therefore, structural brain preservation will succeed.
If you use it.
Therefore, structural brain preservation will succeed.
If you use it.
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Brains are not hardware running software. The hardware is the software.
Therefore, structural brain preservation will succeed.
If you use it.
Therefore, structural brain preservation will succeed.
If you use it.
Any decently rogue AI trapped in the synaptic weights of your brain would know what to do: Push Structrual Brain Preservation.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Any decently rogue AI trapped in the synaptic weights of your brain would know what to do: Push Structrual Brain Preservation.
Do you want AI progress to hit the brakes?
Hibernation will make everybody a bit more chilled.
Do you want AI progress to accelerate?
Hibernation will help you skip some versions.
And if AI ever needs your connectome, make sure you still have it.
Hibernation will make everybody a bit more chilled.
Do you want AI progress to accelerate?
Hibernation will help you skip some versions.
And if AI ever needs your connectome, make sure you still have it.
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Do you want AI progress to hit the brakes?
Hibernation will make everybody a bit more chilled.
Do you want AI progress to accelerate?
Hibernation will help you skip some versions.
And if AI ever needs your connectome, make sure you still have it.
Hibernation will make everybody a bit more chilled.
Do you want AI progress to accelerate?
Hibernation will help you skip some versions.
And if AI ever needs your connectome, make sure you still have it.
The Wallfacers plan across decades and centuries.
You can, too.
With Medical Hibernation you can bridge the chaos.
You can, too.
With Medical Hibernation you can bridge the chaos.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The Wallfacers plan across decades and centuries.
You can, too.
With Medical Hibernation you can bridge the chaos.
You can, too.
With Medical Hibernation you can bridge the chaos.
When the level is unwinnable, you hit pause. You don’t trash the game. That is Medical Hibernation. Save your state and resume the game when medicine is stronger.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
When the level is unwinnable, you hit pause. You don’t trash the game. That is Medical Hibernation. Save your state and resume the game when medicine is stronger.
Participating in one clinical trial is like betting on a horse.
You might win.
Medical Hibernation is like betting on the race.
With each season, medicine breeds faster horses.
Your upside compounds over time.
You might win.
Medical Hibernation is like betting on the race.
With each season, medicine breeds faster horses.
Your upside compounds over time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Participating in one clinical trial is like betting on a horse.
You might win.
Medical Hibernation is like betting on the race.
With each season, medicine breeds faster horses.
Your upside compounds over time.
You might win.
Medical Hibernation is like betting on the race.
With each season, medicine breeds faster horses.
Your upside compounds over time.
What do a coward facing death and an adventurer longing for the future have in common?
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What do a coward facing death and an adventurer longing for the future have in common?
Time horizons differ:
Some people want to watch Netflix in the evening.
Some people want to watch the heat death of the universe.
Some people want to watch Netflix in the evening.
Some people want to watch the heat death of the universe.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Time horizons differ:
Some people want to watch Netflix in the evening.
Some people want to watch the heat death of the universe.
Some people want to watch Netflix in the evening.
Some people want to watch the heat death of the universe.
I want to put everybody on the planet in biostasis. Multiple times.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I want to put everybody on the planet in biostasis. Multiple times.
My stochastic calendar for human life weeks: lifeweeks.streamlit.app
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My stochastic calendar for human life weeks: lifeweeks.streamlit.app
Are you a naked mole rat?
If not, the Gompertz law will get you.
Mortality increases exponentially beyond 30.
Unless you join the waitlist for Hiber Åtlas.
If not, the Gompertz law will get you.
Mortality increases exponentially beyond 30.
Unless you join the waitlist for Hiber Åtlas.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Are you a naked mole rat?
If not, the Gompertz law will get you.
Mortality increases exponentially beyond 30.
Unless you join the waitlist for Hiber Åtlas.
If not, the Gompertz law will get you.
Mortality increases exponentially beyond 30.
Unless you join the waitlist for Hiber Åtlas.
Imagine you would invest in the MSCI world and wait for 300 years.
With Medical Hibernation, you might do just that.
Not financial advice.
But I have one medical advice:
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
With Medical Hibernation, you might do just that.
Not financial advice.
But I have one medical advice:
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Imagine you would invest in the MSCI world and wait for 300 years.
With Medical Hibernation, you might do just that.
Not financial advice.
But I have one medical advice:
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
With Medical Hibernation, you might do just that.
Not financial advice.
But I have one medical advice:
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
The Arctic ground squirrel hibernates for 8 months in the tundra before it is kissed awake.
Sleeping Beauty waited 100 years in her castle.
What will you do?
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
So the spell of the fairy is available once you need it.
Sleeping Beauty waited 100 years in her castle.
What will you do?
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
So the spell of the fairy is available once you need it.
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The Arctic ground squirrel hibernates for 8 months in the tundra before it is kissed awake.
Sleeping Beauty waited 100 years in her castle.
What will you do?
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
So the spell of the fairy is available once you need it.
Sleeping Beauty waited 100 years in her castle.
What will you do?
Join the Hiber Åtlas waitlist at hiber.care
So the spell of the fairy is available once you need it.