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~ 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘰𝘯
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~ 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵.

~ 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

~ 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

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Yyyep. That should be about it. Just report any uh... "paranormal" stuff to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
He's weird, but a good early warning system. If he's being cryptic, listen to him.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just ignore what he says sometimes. Faulty coding, I think. Weird stuff...
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
OH. Forgot. If you see Helpy (this guy), he'll help you settle in and get adjusted. Careful, though- he's fragile.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Works for me. Welcome to the team. The team being us. You're my only employee.

I work the nightshift, and let the animatronics do dayshift stuff. Probably why I get lawsuits a lot...
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I see. Works fine.

Last few things. I'll need your measurements for a uniform, but I'm not measuring you. Way too close for comfort. And I'll need to know how you feel about interacting with customers and dealing with children daily.
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I self-manage a lot, so... whenever you've got the time to spare, I guess.

Name's Michael, by the way. Michael Afton. Just. Call me Mike. It's easier.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nope. Just leave before dark. Place isn't safe at night.

The only "catch" is working at this deathtrap in the first place. But it's not so bad.

Anywaaay. Welcome, new employee, to the Fazbear family. You got a home, right?
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
- you, free of charge. "Employee bonus" of sorts. You look like you need to eat more...
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As for pay, you'll get 300 now. I'll give you, say. Uhh. 25 dollars per task. That'll work. Your tasks range from easy, like setting tables, to harder stuff like repairing some dispensers. I got instructions for everything.

And you can pick anything you want off the menu here. I'll give it to -
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Alright, well- this place has a history with dead kids. So.

Under NO circumstances enter the back alley or the basement without my express permission. If I'm in the basement, knock on the cellar door.
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yep. Only got a few rules. I'm assuming you don't know much about Freddy's?
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I make more than this in a few days. I can give you more if you help me do some stuff around here.

Money's not important to me. I don't eat or drink, I live- in HERE, so. I only buy clothes and stuff to mask the scent.
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yeah? And you look like you're starving. I'm a rotting corpse, you shouldn't look like ME at 16.
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
{{ ooh.... that'd be cool
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Alright, alright. Jeez. Honestly, it's mostly just inherited fortune and random stuff anyway. I don't much need it.

{ Mike pulls out 300 DOLLARS MIKE WHAT }

{ Very casually holding out the 6 50 dollar bills. }
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
{{ i muse this as an FFPS but i can do SL
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
NOOO
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
{{ do it. join me. i almost impulse made a william earlier but i'll save my evil bastard for now
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
{{ mike would've literally had to drag that WHOLE animatronic through the building with his old rotting ass body and scrape the floor, and then spend MORE time cleaning the scraped floor. mike's like "i was SAVED they deserve this"
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What? No, man. You just saved me 4 hours of prep to even haul this thing in the building.
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Real I guess. Come on
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM