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My girl Amora who has a heart on her forehead.
An outside, early evening picture of a tricolor corgi standing, leaning on her paws. Her tongue is out as she stares in the distance past the camera.
September 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Made this joke last Thursday.
A messaging conversation dated Thursday at 8:31pm. Poster sends screenshot of Bloomberg headline stating "Trump Tariffs on Canada Lumber Risk Pinching Toilet Paper Supply". Poster: This reads like madlib answers Reply: Oy. 2020 toilet paper flashback Poster: What can we say, the man's good at making people worry about poop.
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Look, I'm sorry I haven't been doing my job reading all the comics over and over, but a year paladin I can do.

Sadly, my favourite sword already exists.

Also, this feels relevant to your work.
Magic: The Gathering Card Name: Wall of Swords Mana Cost: 3 White Mana Value: 4 Types: Creature — Wall Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying Flavor Text: Just as the evil ones approached to slay Justina, she cast a great spell, imbuing her weapons with her own life force. Thus she fulfilled the prophecy: "In the death of your savior will you find salvation." Power/Toughness 3 / 5 Expansion: Fourth Edition (Uncommon) Fourth Edition Rarity: Uncommon Artist: Mark Tedin
February 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Oof what a day.

Happy holidays.
A screenshot from an Android phone on Monday December 23rd at 1:12pm showing three Ground News notifications. The top, from 35 minutes prior reads, "An ex-Washington police officer is convicted of lying about leaks to the Proud Boys leader" The middle, from 3 hours prior reads, "Former Rep. Matt Gaetz seeks restraining order to halt release of House Ethics report" And the bottom, from 4 hours prior reads, "Quantum Teleportation Achieved Over Active Internet Cables in Breakthrough Study".
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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This is just hilarious to me. "Musical Drama"
A snippet of the Google search result for 8 Mile (Rated R, 2002 Musical/Drama, 1 hour 50 minutes) Below the text is the poster showing Eminem looking downward wearing a beanie and zippered jacket overlayed by the "8 Mile" text.
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Death by 1000 punctures
A cat kneeling on the stomach of a white male with glasses. A mess nightstand is visible in the background.
November 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM