afrosabi
@afrosabi.bsky.social
Urbane musings, vapid and inane insights
I can't stop listening
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I can't stop listening
I hate when my dad gives me money. He would Zelle thousands of dollars randomly into my account randomly on a Tuesday and I always send it back so now he's preemptively asking permission
I get so scared that maybe he's dying and just not telling me
I don't need his money
I get so scared that maybe he's dying and just not telling me
I don't need his money
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I hate when my dad gives me money. He would Zelle thousands of dollars randomly into my account randomly on a Tuesday and I always send it back so now he's preemptively asking permission
I get so scared that maybe he's dying and just not telling me
I don't need his money
I get so scared that maybe he's dying and just not telling me
I don't need his money
I guess they thought that I wouldn't have the time to call them and show my whole entire ass over a claim they denied.
They handled that in five days.
They were saying some shit about how the doctor was in network but not contracted... fuck that shit, pay my claim
They handled that in five days.
They were saying some shit about how the doctor was in network but not contracted... fuck that shit, pay my claim
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I guess they thought that I wouldn't have the time to call them and show my whole entire ass over a claim they denied.
They handled that in five days.
They were saying some shit about how the doctor was in network but not contracted... fuck that shit, pay my claim
They handled that in five days.
They were saying some shit about how the doctor was in network but not contracted... fuck that shit, pay my claim
Dog owners know my pain
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dog owners know my pain
Since it's such a nice day outside, I'm letting Zia chill outside with a cow kneecap
Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape
Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape
August 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Since it's such a nice day outside, I'm letting Zia chill outside with a cow kneecap
Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape
Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape
It's about to rain so I wanted to get a quick walk in but... I don't think she wants to go
I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale
I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale
August 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's about to rain so I wanted to get a quick walk in but... I don't think she wants to go
I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale
I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale
If she could crawl into my skin, she would
August 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If she could crawl into my skin, she would
Girl dinner
I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight
I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce
I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight
I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce
August 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Girl dinner
I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight
I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce
I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight
I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce
I started making my own Greek yogurt and I really love how easy it is to make, how cheaper it is to the grocery store kind, and how much better it tastes
And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well
(I make it with my instant pot)
And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well
(I make it with my instant pot)
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I started making my own Greek yogurt and I really love how easy it is to make, how cheaper it is to the grocery store kind, and how much better it tastes
And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well
(I make it with my instant pot)
And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well
(I make it with my instant pot)
Why does she have to touch me even in her sleep? 😐
I guess tag I'm it
I guess tag I'm it
August 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why does she have to touch me even in her sleep? 😐
I guess tag I'm it
I guess tag I'm it
I guess I'll make peace with the fact that I won't be reading tonight
August 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I guess I'll make peace with the fact that I won't be reading tonight
I'm just trying to mind my business and read a book
She's pestering me about duck heads
Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them
She's pestering me about duck heads
Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them
August 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm just trying to mind my business and read a book
She's pestering me about duck heads
Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them
She's pestering me about duck heads
Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them
I know I'm not the only one...
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I know I'm not the only one...
That's why she's finding herself chewing on a stick right now
August 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That's why she's finding herself chewing on a stick right now
Guess who's not pleased that I STILL haven't gone to the pet store to buy some duck heads and chicken feet?
They are pretending to be depressed
Mama's got plenty of antidepressants if she feels the need to have a few🤷🏽♀️
They are pretending to be depressed
Mama's got plenty of antidepressants if she feels the need to have a few🤷🏽♀️
August 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Guess who's not pleased that I STILL haven't gone to the pet store to buy some duck heads and chicken feet?
They are pretending to be depressed
Mama's got plenty of antidepressants if she feels the need to have a few🤷🏽♀️
They are pretending to be depressed
Mama's got plenty of antidepressants if she feels the need to have a few🤷🏽♀️
Zia is pouting because we ran out of duck heads and chicken feet and none of this is good enough today
I damn sure am not gonna put pants on to run to the store to get them either 🤷🏽♀️
Someone please come get her because I don't need this stress in my life right now 😆
I damn sure am not gonna put pants on to run to the store to get them either 🤷🏽♀️
Someone please come get her because I don't need this stress in my life right now 😆
August 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Zia is pouting because we ran out of duck heads and chicken feet and none of this is good enough today
I damn sure am not gonna put pants on to run to the store to get them either 🤷🏽♀️
Someone please come get her because I don't need this stress in my life right now 😆
I damn sure am not gonna put pants on to run to the store to get them either 🤷🏽♀️
Someone please come get her because I don't need this stress in my life right now 😆
3 days since I got a phenergran shot at the ED.
Dude... it was worse pain and at site side effects than both the shingles and Covid shots
I'll just keep throwing up on myself next time 😳
Dude... it was worse pain and at site side effects than both the shingles and Covid shots
I'll just keep throwing up on myself next time 😳
July 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
3 days since I got a phenergran shot at the ED.
Dude... it was worse pain and at site side effects than both the shingles and Covid shots
I'll just keep throwing up on myself next time 😳
Dude... it was worse pain and at site side effects than both the shingles and Covid shots
I'll just keep throwing up on myself next time 😳
It's been over a week and I think she's over it.
June 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's been over a week and I think she's over it.
I guess I was really stressed so I didn't pay attention or maybe the vet just didn't tell me how long I have to leave the cone on because she ripped out her dewclaw nail. I googled and it's anywhere between 3 to 15 days... please tell me three days😭
June 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I guess I was really stressed so I didn't pay attention or maybe the vet just didn't tell me how long I have to leave the cone on because she ripped out her dewclaw nail. I googled and it's anywhere between 3 to 15 days... please tell me three days😭
Adjusting to life with the cone of shame.
June 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Adjusting to life with the cone of shame.
She's crying but my credit card is crying louder 😒
June 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
She's crying but my credit card is crying louder 😒
When it rains, it pours. Zia somehow ripped off her dewclaw so now we're off to the vet
June 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When it rains, it pours. Zia somehow ripped off her dewclaw so now we're off to the vet
When I came home from putting Dexter to sleep, there was a package from chewy with Dexter's medicine in it. To prevent that from happening again, I went into my chewy account to remove him. Chewy sent me flowers.
June 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When I came home from putting Dexter to sleep, there was a package from chewy with Dexter's medicine in it. To prevent that from happening again, I went into my chewy account to remove him. Chewy sent me flowers.