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Sam 🦇🧛‍♂️
@afoolishsamurai.bsky.social
He/him
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Love your neighbor

straw page https://afoolishsamurai.straw.page/
Been learning Japanese for over a week and Mac is better than me at it in one day
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When will a woman cheddar me 😔
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Drop something blue
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You'll never guess who hit a curb and exploded their fucking tire 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Deoxys and rayquaza gotta be some of the most legendary beef of all fiction
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Putting a random oomf in air jail
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How i would watch this Schedule: yellow = watch

Purple = sleep

Green = meal

Not highlighted means I'm changing channels for something else, probably nick lol
*Clears throat loudly and unsubtly

Disclaimer: Might need a teeny bit of work here and there. I did this late at night a million years ago...
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At work
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Drawing something about my own pressure on myself to be better at drawing and being disappointed it's not as good as i wanted it to be.

I'm not unaware of the irony here.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Chat - you're not gonna believe this but you can eat chocolate for breakfast
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Underground - Cody fry
That one song in your playlist that makes you feel like you’re ascending to the heavens
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
go 2k custom insoles for my shoes, call 'em my lamberfeeties
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
at work i spent 3 hours pondering the question: "How would the joker eat a sandwich"

to elaborate i meant from a writing perspective how would you show the jokers character ONLY through eating a sandwich.
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Do your best impression of wall paper before I make you into Swiss cheese
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
For your crimes I sentence you to....

Greek with no added sugar!
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I would really like an opportunity to customize my character(irl) AGAIN please. my stats are all messed up and honestly not vibin with the look anymore.
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Gotta make a few eggs to bake an omelette or something like that
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sometimes i have fantasies....

I won't elaborate
(aside from saying i'm not talking about the horny kind)
October 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by Sam 🦇🧛‍♂️
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
So me and @macmarshii.gay run an art centered discord, and we sometimes have a daily Doodle, just a simple prompt to give people to draw.

I was so tired yesterday when I posted the doodle I thought it was Monday 😞 then the server all got worried for my health and everything smh
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gonna go as someone well rested and who takes care of their body and touches grass for Halloween
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Finally home safe and sound but mere hours from work and not just work...
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog with a surprised look on his face and the word overtime written below him .
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog with a surprised look on his face and the word overtime written below him .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gay men afraid of twink death could take t-blockers as a prevention method 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Made it back to Missouri safe and sound
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
How I'm gonna be feeling this week
left me broken
October 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM