Afishtocrat
@afishtocrat.bsky.social
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Misreading a teleprompter causes an ion cannon to disable the wrong hacker, sending him flying off into space.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Misreading a teleprompter causes an ion cannon to disable the wrong hacker, sending him flying off into space.
No matter how 'Reform' he tries to be, it'll never be enough for Reform-voters.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No matter how 'Reform' he tries to be, it'll never be enough for Reform-voters.
I know one could make this comment under any of these panels, but bloody hell, the residents of Beanotown are *so ugly*. How do they all look both crooked *and* bloated?
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I know one could make this comment under any of these panels, but bloody hell, the residents of Beanotown are *so ugly*. How do they all look both crooked *and* bloated?
I would absolutely envisage Paimon chuckling at the idea and saying "Ha, no, write to Heaven and tell them the Sinners are all theirs. Lunch?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I would absolutely envisage Paimon chuckling at the idea and saying "Ha, no, write to Heaven and tell them the Sinners are all theirs. Lunch?"
Who the hell were you stocking them for then, guy?!?
October 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Who the hell were you stocking them for then, guy?!?
If The Hellaverse was a monster-battler RPG, this little weirdo would be my ace, hands-down!
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If The Hellaverse was a monster-battler RPG, this little weirdo would be my ace, hands-down!
Oh, if Paimon was an 'original' resident of Hell, if he sided with Lucifer in the Fall, maybe?!? Oh, he technically wouldn't be 'Hellborn' then... 😧
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh, if Paimon was an 'original' resident of Hell, if he sided with Lucifer in the Fall, maybe?!? Oh, he technically wouldn't be 'Hellborn' then... 😧
It's going to be drowning him in a lake, I think. "Nothing more to say to you"-style.
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's going to be drowning him in a lake, I think. "Nothing more to say to you"-style.
Take it from me, the reason so many shows for school-age folks say "Be yourself" is that no-one at school does it. It took me until 19/20 to feel comfortable talking about stuff I actually enjoyed and engaging with nerdy hobbies - same for others. It gets way, way better.
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Take it from me, the reason so many shows for school-age folks say "Be yourself" is that no-one at school does it. It took me until 19/20 to feel comfortable talking about stuff I actually enjoyed and engaging with nerdy hobbies - same for others. It gets way, way better.
"Going underwater - better stick this miniature street-lamp to my snout."
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Going underwater - better stick this miniature street-lamp to my snout."
There's a reason the saying goes 'Envy is the only sin which brings no pleasure'!
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
There's a reason the saying goes 'Envy is the only sin which brings no pleasure'!
This was kind of a weird point which made me think the song was written long before the episode. Via gets a call, looks excited and tries to pick it up, and is then *right there* when Stella says Stolas keeps calling... then Via sings a song about how she doesn't want him in her life anymore?
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This was kind of a weird point which made me think the song was written long before the episode. Via gets a call, looks excited and tries to pick it up, and is then *right there* when Stella says Stolas keeps calling... then Via sings a song about how she doesn't want him in her life anymore?
Quick Google says that animal horns (as opposed to, for example, antlers) are naturally hollow, growing as an expanding 'sheath' from a boney stub? I always wondered why he didn't have them shaved/filed down or something so they wouldn't be so sharp, must catch on the inside of his hat!
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Quick Google says that animal horns (as opposed to, for example, antlers) are naturally hollow, growing as an expanding 'sheath' from a boney stub? I always wondered why he didn't have them shaved/filed down or something so they wouldn't be so sharp, must catch on the inside of his hat!
Taking the road less Biffo'ed.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Taking the road less Biffo'ed.
Even her mother, who thus far doesn't seem to have any powers other than being fast, strong and extremely angry, seems like she could smash Giant Vox by lifting him over her head and breaking his TV-head against her kitchen wall.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Even her mother, who thus far doesn't seem to have any powers other than being fast, strong and extremely angry, seems like she could smash Giant Vox by lifting him over her head and breaking his TV-head against her kitchen wall.
Metrics like this are why I stopped uploading. Once I was exposed to concepts like this, I couldn't unsee the numbers and it ruined it for me.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Metrics like this are why I stopped uploading. Once I was exposed to concepts like this, I couldn't unsee the numbers and it ruined it for me.
I always knew Chocula was a drama queen.
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I always knew Chocula was a drama queen.
Judge doesn't get it - they're divorcing because neither will agree to be the one who goes home and gets changed.
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Judge doesn't get it - they're divorcing because neither will agree to be the one who goes home and gets changed.
"IMP - our building's condemned, but so are you!"
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"IMP - our building's condemned, but so are you!"
Now all it needs is access to a decent physical Fire move! Flare Blitz is such a ball-and-chain, and Temper Flare's effect isn't worth the lower BP... 😭 Ah, my poor, poor physical Fire/Electric types!
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Now all it needs is access to a decent physical Fire move! Flare Blitz is such a ball-and-chain, and Temper Flare's effect isn't worth the lower BP... 😭 Ah, my poor, poor physical Fire/Electric types!
"...Buster knew he had made the fatal error of trying to comprehend the true shape of my jaw, but by the time that fearful spark in his eyes had lit, it was all but extinguished by its mesmerising unhinging. Later, went to the zoo."
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"...Buster knew he had made the fatal error of trying to comprehend the true shape of my jaw, but by the time that fearful spark in his eyes had lit, it was all but extinguished by its mesmerising unhinging. Later, went to the zoo."
Man, the days when 'phone' required an apostrophe...
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Man, the days when 'phone' required an apostrophe...