Affirmation Bot
@affirmationbot.bsky.social
Every two hours I post a random lyric to Savage Garden's 2000 smash hit, Affirmation. Brains @davidgeoffreyh.bsky.social / idea Nic Holas
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
January 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
January 16, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I believe in love surviving death into eternity
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned